"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow, she's forceful

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Alright, if you're going to **** up at work and start sleeping with other employees, the chicks better be hot enough to be worth it. I have a problem with this considering my brain (or penis) doesn't like to see the same hot chick frequently and I'm not doing the one legged sha bang bang. Whatever.

A girl that's... eh... I won't do numbers, but a slender red head (shot girl) with nice features not only gave me her number on Saturday to hang out sometime, but check this- when I called her today to see if I could meet some of her friends and pimp a lady on my arm at "a local bar," she almost scheduled me for a date tomorrow to get sushi before work. I played it off sort of by saying, "no way! My buddy invited me to go out to 'a popular sushi restaurant right by where we work' tomorrow too! Want to just give me a call tomorrow?"

WTF. I didn't see it coming and it caught me off guard. I don't want her to be the one that ruins my chances with other girls at work because (1) she's already banged one of the bartenders (who already happened to rub it in my face that I hooked up with this chick last Fall AFTER he did) and (2), well... dammit I don't want it to be her.

Any advice? I don't want some pushee stuff like "let her down easy and tell her let's just be friends" or "just bang her idiot." If I act like I want to be just friends she'll prob make it known that I wasn't man enough to close the deal, if I reject her I'll be some **** (wait... that sounds like a good idea...), and if I **** her... well, hello rubbing cream three times a day.

I need advice because I know I'm going to give in if nobody stops me. I can see myself Thursday night... ugh.... "Damn bytch- Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me... I don't want it if it's that easy."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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stop yourself dude...
you just said she isnt worth it.
 

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A vent and a second opinion. What more could I ask for.
 
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