Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

MatureDJ · 2020-02-23

Wow, he has really ascended: https://www.quora.com/How-did-Elon-Musk-grow-his-hair-back

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Wow, look at the great job that Elon Musk did with his hairmaxing!

Thread starter MatureDJ
Start date Feb 23, 2020

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan

Feb 23, 2020

Wow, he has really ascended:

How did Elon Musk grow his hair back?

Answer (1 of 42): HAIR TRANSPLANTS. Why are all these people answering this question with “he may have done this or this or this” etc. ??? If you don’t know the answer, then why are you answering at all? To help out those who are scrolling through all of the “idk maybe this” answers, I can tel...

www.quora.com

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.