"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah and i wanna know whats new around here!!!

After a year and a month with my gf i will dump her and i feel guilty of doing it because i have no complains about her she is an afc for me and thats the problem thought.
She even pays for alot of stuff which is nice:D . But whatever. I dont feel like not more and i wanna know what you guys think if i should feel guilty or just move on and have fun.

Before you awnser anything this girl is the type of girll that is a keeper for a married situation but i dont wanna get married and inside of me i feel bad cause she is hurt but w/e i dont give a ****. what you guys think ???
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dude you're 18 and she's probably around your age. nothing is set till around 25-30.
 
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Well first, can you tell us the actual problem? You've got a great g/f who loves you, and you're gonna dump her cuz she's "Afc" for you? HUH? You mean you want to date chicks who are like DJs? WHY do you want to dump her again? You scared of a chick who actually likes/loves you?
 
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Well you've been with her for a year and a month, so if you don't love her and you feel the relationship is going nowhere, then you should end it and enjoy being single.

If you do love her and you're thinking about dumping her to prove a point or whatever, then you're an idiot.

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how will you feel when she's with other guys? I bet she'll get with someone before you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I see no problem with ya ho fella. She pays for shyt and that is what is called pimp-tight. That is as it should be.

You just need to elevate this to a new level. See how far she will go in this love boat of her's.

Have her suck ya buddies dyck. What you do is give ya buddy 20.00 and have him give it to her for the deed.

Have her bring it back to ya. She will of turned her first ho dolla.

*tst*
 
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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
I see no problem with ya ho fella. She pays for shyt and that is what is called pimp-tight. That is as it should be.

You just need to elevate this to a new level. See how far she will go in this love boat of her's.

Have her suck ya buddies dyck. What you do is give ya buddy 20.00 and have him give it to her for the deed.

Have her bring it back to ya. She will of turned her first ho dolla.

*tst*
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hahaha Ledgend :D
 
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lol no dude. i have tested her love many time and by making her suck my buddys dyck is not gonna prove nothing. I know u werent serious but anyway she aint that type.

She keeps on callingme saying i broke her heart and i know she loves me w/e i still dont know what to do but i told her i wasnt happy with her no more. She told me what i have to do so you could be happy and some ****.
Dude this girl has done a bunch of my fantasys and that shows that she ****ing loves me.
Thats why i feel guilty for dumping her i guess i'm a nice jerk ;)
 
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