"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WOW i might be screwed

Crazy Asian

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so all i need to do is to send my act scores to the colleges i applied to.
i thought they were just gonna send the colleges an e-mail thing over the internet.
but it says it takes like 6 days to send the scores.....
WTF today is the deadline, anyone know if this means i won't make the deadline?
i already sent in everything else....
SH!T
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Most high schools have the act scores listed on their transcripts. If you sent a transcript in chances are very high they got your scores as well. Perhaps check with your HS if you did.
 

Desert Fox

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since when are college apps due in feb? your app will not be reviewed w/o your ACT score or SAT score
 

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Don't worry, the college application process is still a very human process. Call them up and likely they will be very understanding. The fact you submitted everything else already means they already have enough material and it will take some time for them to sort everything (I used to work in the admissions office, not very high up, but I know the process). Though I am a little confused, aren't of the school deadlines Jan 15 or Jan 1st?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TheHumanist said:
Don't worry, the college application process is still a very human process. Call them up and likely they will be very understanding. The fact you submitted everything else already means they already have enough material and it will take some time for them to sort everything (I used to work in the admissions office, not very high up, but I know the process). Though I am a little confused, aren't of the school deadlines Jan 15 or Jan 1st?
yeah they mostly are.
but i'm sort of a huge procrastinator.
i looked for the latest due dates :)
 
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