"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wow I didnt think I was going to feel this bad.

killbill

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well I posted this in June, so some of you may have read this already. The reason im posting it again is because I feel really bad for this chick. I wasnt trying to be mean but I feel like I am evil and I wasnt trying to be. anyways heres the story.

so yesterday I went to see the band Sevendust at Las vegas. anyways it was a familly trip, lol. so anyways I was suppost to go with my brother but he got sick so I ended up going by myself. I was actually freaked out, I felt like a dumbass, to be quite honest. so I went in there and pretty much minded my own business. I ended up being really close to the stage it was cool.

after awhile I started to have fun it even got wild lol, tons of pushing and mosh pits, then there was this chick probably 25 pretty hot HB8 she was also by herself, but I could have sworn I saw her with a dude at the beginning (sp)right before the show. so she ends up being really close by me. and this chick is seriously just keeps bumping right into everyone there, then some ****ing guys in the back push me and like a rock show I bump the people next to me. then there was a time I accidenty grabed her ass. at first I was like oh s*it but she acted like she didnt mind. it was an accident. I even wanted to say sorry but the damn show was to loud. later we come in contact again. this time she keeps f*cking falling on me.

So my hands are down and her ass keeps touching them, it gets to be kinda crazy. in my opinion she acted like she didnt give a s*it. by the way she was wearing a silky dress it was sexy lol. but I felt bad touching her ass and sometimes I admit I grabbed it lol she acted like she didnt care. so I want to know is should I be feeling alright? or should I feel dumb for doing this? also has this ever happened to you guys before? thanks for reading. please help me.

Now to be honsest what bothers me is I feel like I raped someone I even want to take my own life. I feel so bad. BTW I have depression and anxiety so it probably doesnt help. Anyways Should I consider myself to be a pervert or a rapest? please give me serious answers. thanks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dude you went to see sevendust and you were close to the stage and some pretty chick let you feel her up ...... why didn't she ask you to put her up in the air to crowd surf and pray to god that she landed on stage ?

where are my a ss kicking boots?
i'll get back to you as soon as i dig em outta the closet.
 

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dude only thing you shuld kill yourself for is NOT GETTING THE DAMN NUMBER MAN!!! SHE WAS INTO YOU.

haha dude relax...it's a damn concert. i mean, people have grabbed my bony ass before at concerts and i was a little freaked until i checked behind me and saw a cute gal. yeah man, relax you're fine...don't take life so damn seriously. you didn't rape anyone
 

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LoL, she was touching her ass with your hands.

Anyways, dude you got some serious issues if you thought you were violating her.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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killbill

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Hey thanks everyone.

But be honest what I did was it even bad? cause it sounds to me like you guys think its alright, and that im worrying for nothing.
 

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killbill said:
Hey thanks everyone.

But be honest what I did was it even bad? cause it sounds to me like you guys think its alright, and that im worrying for nothing.
Man how in the world do you get hooked up these days with you fearing everything?? the girl will be fine as a matter of fact i think she was probably standing in line with the rest of the groupies to blow the lead singer off after the show and probably don't even remember you or the event the following morning.
 

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You could get in trouble in America. Some crazy stuff happens when lawyers get involved.
 

killbill

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Mr.Sexy said:
You could get in trouble in America. Some crazy stuff happens when lawyers get involved.

dude im lost on what you said.

anyways thanks guys im feeling much better. You guys are lucky you dont have anxiety as bad as me.
 

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killbill said:
at first I was like oh s*it but she acted like she didnt mind.
in my opinion she acted like she didnt give a s*it.
I admit I grabbed it lol she acted like she didnt care.

She didn't care, why did you?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you should have gone up to her after and said

'my hands would like to ask your *ss out to dinner sometime."


now that i think of it. im going to use that line on a chic and see what happens.
"my hands would like to invite your breasts to dinner this saturday. are your breasts free?"
 

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joekerr31 said:
"my hands would like to invite your breasts to dinner this saturday. are your breasts free?"
Hahahaha..great! You have to post if that line works or not.

I know a guy who approached a group of HB's and said:

'Can you spare a little vagina for a homeless penis?'

Ironically, the HB's loved it and got a big laugh..
 

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$50 says she deep-throated the lead singer after the concert.

C'mon man don't worry about it, she was at a rock concert getting her ass felt up by a complete stranger, she isn't exactly the virgin mary.
 

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g g g unit said:
$50 says she deep-throated the lead singer after the concert.

C'mon man don't worry about it, she was at a rock concert getting her ass felt up by a complete stranger, she isn't exactly the virgin mary.
dude, do you even know how many other chicks were in line to deep throat the singer?
but i agree with your reply:)
 

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Yeah killbill Penkitten, WaterTiger and joekerr are dead on the money as usual.

She wanted you up to your nuts in her guts.

Your anxiety and self doubt killed it though which sucks but hey these things happen.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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