Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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wow I didnt think I was going to feel this bad.

killbill

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well I posted this in June, so some of you may have read this already. The reason im posting it again is because I feel really bad for this chick. I wasnt trying to be mean but I feel like I am evil and I wasnt trying to be. anyways heres the story.

so yesterday I went to see the band Sevendust at Las vegas. anyways it was a familly trip, lol. so anyways I was suppost to go with my brother but he got sick so I ended up going by myself. I was actually freaked out, I felt like a dumbass, to be quite honest. so I went in there and pretty much minded my own business. I ended up being really close to the stage it was cool.

after awhile I started to have fun it even got wild lol, tons of pushing and mosh pits, then there was this chick probably 25 pretty hot HB8 she was also by herself, but I could have sworn I saw her with a dude at the beginning (sp)right before the show. so she ends up being really close by me. and this chick is seriously just keeps bumping right into everyone there, then some ****ing guys in the back push me and like a rock show I bump the people next to me. then there was a time I accidenty grabed her ass. at first I was like oh s*it but she acted like she didnt mind. it was an accident. I even wanted to say sorry but the damn show was to loud. later we come in contact again. this time she keeps f*cking falling on me.

So my hands are down and her ass keeps touching them, it gets to be kinda crazy. in my opinion she acted like she didnt give a s*it. by the way she was wearing a silky dress it was sexy lol. but I felt bad touching her ass and sometimes I admit I grabbed it lol she acted like she didnt care. so I want to know is should I be feeling alright? or should I feel dumb for doing this? also has this ever happened to you guys before? thanks for reading. please help me.

Now to be honsest what bothers me is I feel like I raped someone I even want to take my own life. I feel so bad. BTW I have depression and anxiety so it probably doesnt help. Anyways Should I consider myself to be a pervert or a rapest? please give me serious answers. thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude you went to see sevendust and you were close to the stage and some pretty chick let you feel her up ...... why didn't she ask you to put her up in the air to crowd surf and pray to god that she landed on stage ?

where are my a ss kicking boots?
i'll get back to you as soon as i dig em outta the closet.
 

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dude only thing you shuld kill yourself for is NOT GETTING THE DAMN NUMBER MAN!!! SHE WAS INTO YOU.

haha dude relax...it's a damn concert. i mean, people have grabbed my bony ass before at concerts and i was a little freaked until i checked behind me and saw a cute gal. yeah man, relax you're fine...don't take life so damn seriously. you didn't rape anyone
 

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LoL, she was touching her ass with your hands.

Anyways, dude you got some serious issues if you thought you were violating her.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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killbill

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Hey thanks everyone.

But be honest what I did was it even bad? cause it sounds to me like you guys think its alright, and that im worrying for nothing.
 

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killbill said:
Hey thanks everyone.

But be honest what I did was it even bad? cause it sounds to me like you guys think its alright, and that im worrying for nothing.
Man how in the world do you get hooked up these days with you fearing everything?? the girl will be fine as a matter of fact i think she was probably standing in line with the rest of the groupies to blow the lead singer off after the show and probably don't even remember you or the event the following morning.
 

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You could get in trouble in America. Some crazy stuff happens when lawyers get involved.
 

killbill

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Mr.Sexy said:
You could get in trouble in America. Some crazy stuff happens when lawyers get involved.

dude im lost on what you said.

anyways thanks guys im feeling much better. You guys are lucky you dont have anxiety as bad as me.
 

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killbill said:
at first I was like oh s*it but she acted like she didnt mind.
in my opinion she acted like she didnt give a s*it.
I admit I grabbed it lol she acted like she didnt care.

She didn't care, why did you?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you should have gone up to her after and said

'my hands would like to ask your *ss out to dinner sometime."


now that i think of it. im going to use that line on a chic and see what happens.
"my hands would like to invite your breasts to dinner this saturday. are your breasts free?"
 

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joekerr31 said:
"my hands would like to invite your breasts to dinner this saturday. are your breasts free?"
Hahahaha..great! You have to post if that line works or not.

I know a guy who approached a group of HB's and said:

'Can you spare a little vagina for a homeless penis?'

Ironically, the HB's loved it and got a big laugh..
 

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$50 says she deep-throated the lead singer after the concert.

C'mon man don't worry about it, she was at a rock concert getting her ass felt up by a complete stranger, she isn't exactly the virgin mary.
 

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g g g unit said:
$50 says she deep-throated the lead singer after the concert.

C'mon man don't worry about it, she was at a rock concert getting her ass felt up by a complete stranger, she isn't exactly the virgin mary.
dude, do you even know how many other chicks were in line to deep throat the singer?
but i agree with your reply:)
 

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Yeah killbill Penkitten, WaterTiger and joekerr are dead on the money as usual.

She wanted you up to your nuts in her guts.

Your anxiety and self doubt killed it though which sucks but hey these things happen.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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