"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow.. Haha

Alex DeLarge

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Met this girl a few nights ago and made out with her at a bar.. Number closed her and we were texting for a bit today. She asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said "Well, I'm actually married" joking with her..

She replies with "I don't mind being a homewrecker, you're too fvcking hot ;)"


.. But she was serious though... She didn't get the sarcasm.

Women these days man... :nono:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Sarcasm can be really hard to pick up through text. Especially if you don't know the person that well.

That's still crazy as fvck though. I would almost be inclined to sail the course and use her as a f-buddy lmao...
 

Alex DeLarge

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Yeah that's my plan. Personally, it's hard for me to think highly of any woman I meet in a bar. No matter how "classy" they may appear. I got a good chuckle out of this though!
 
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