"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow everything is locked down.

Crazy Asian

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so my school got new computers this year for us.
http://www.apple.com/macbook/
at first i thought, wow, these are tons better than the iBooks we got last year.
but as i surfed the internet, everything is locked down.
i think it searches for words, and if any of the "blacklist" words are on the site, it doesn't allow me to get on.
i mean, some videos on youtube are blocked, myspace and facebook are block.
one of the posts on this forum are block.
any words that the computer find that has anything to do with sex or profanity, it just blocks.
it's ridiculous.
i can't go to about 50% of the posts on here because of what you guys type.
AND THERE'S ALREADY A CENSOR THING ON THIS SITE!
wtf.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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immrtlwun

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What school do you go to that they give you $1500 computers? I wish I would have gone there.
 

Crazy Asian

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lol westside high school in omaha NE.
our school is really weird.
we have modular scheduling too.
 

KontrollerX

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There are ways around school blocking heh heh.

Search around youtube for instructions if you need em.
 
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