"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow, confusing ****, help please

FranklinsTower

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So theres this girl I've been hooking up with on and off, but i kinda didnt hang out with her for like a month because she had a BF, but we hung out the other day, I was hitting on her all night and when i pulled in front of her house I let her out on my side and hooked up with her. The next day she IM's me and says shes sorry shes such a wh*re, so i asked her why and she just said because she is, so I talked to one of her friends and she asked her what was goin on, and she said she was hooking up with like 3 guys throughout the last couple days and I was the only one she didnt regret because im so funny, and nice and cute, so that made me kind of happy but what do you think she would doing telling me she was a ho and sh*t, what do i do now?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AC/DC

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What do you mean by "hooked up?"

Did you have sex?

Keep beating her cakes, but look elsewhere.
 
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