"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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would you wear a purple shirt?

johnny_depp

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So I like wearing shirts sometimes without anything on them. I was thinking of getting a purple shirt with out anything on it. So I would like some opinions, what do you think?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ChapStick

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"I love you... You love me.. We're a happy family.." It's Barney!! :)

ANd me personally? No.. I don't think purple looks good on most people.. black, white, or olive-skinned...
 

Fred Da Head

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Purple looks pretty aweful on most people, especially a big block of purple. Purple-based pattern? Much better. I have a pretty sweet-looking shirt that has patterns with several shades of purples, and a tiny bit of other colours for effect, and I keep getting good comments about it. I doubt I'd get many good comments over a big block of purple draped over me.

That being said, if you're comfortable wearing a purple shirt, go for it. Heck, if you feel like wearing pink, go for it. ("It's not pink, it's fierce SALMON!") It's not the colour (as long as the colour suits you), it's how you wear it.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Purple shirt, dark jeans and a grey sportcoat. :up:
 

Fred Da Head

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Gray sportscoat? I dunno. I'd go with black pinstriped, myself, but grey works, too, I guess. It definately works with dark jeans, though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Fred Da Head said:
Gray sportscoat? I dunno. I'd go with black pinstriped, myself, but grey works, too, I guess. It definately works with dark jeans, though.
Charcoal grey, something with a bit of texture. :up:
 

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I don't know about purple shirt but I wear a purple tie to work a lot and girls love it.
 

Fred Da Head

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Charcoal grey, something with a bit of texture. :up:
Touché. I guess I had my dad's ugly old light gray sportscoat in mind.
 
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