Would you smash a hot girl if she's autistic? (OLD)

[biggoal]

Just saw this on Match. The chick is around my age, close to HB8. Here is her profile. What does this sound like? Too risky? Could she go crazy and end up getting you arrested? Note the big red flag I highlighted. I think she'd be great for a rich, older man who just wants a hot chick.

Their summary
I am low functioning autistic. I have special needs. I want to be a wife. I do not have or want any kids. Please don't contact me if you have small kids, I am not good with kids at all. I require a man who can take care of me for life as his wife as I don’t do well with transition / cannot deal with breakups. I’m not capable of working. I like painting, walking on the beach, getting beauty treatments, going to dinner, baking bread sometimes, watching movies, reading, jet skiing, travel, and a lot more.

 

[Serenity]

Looking at her summary she's offering you absolutely nothing, but she wants you to take care of her for life though. Also she's autistic so she lacks social and communication skills, what could possibly go wrong?

The entire summary is a huge red flag. She probably wouldn't get you arrested, but having a relationship with her would be difficult and have lots of troubles I'd imagine.

 

[biggoal]

Looking at her summary she's offering you absolutely nothing, but she wants you to take care of her for life though. Also she's autistic so she lacks social and communication skills, what could possibly go wrong?

The entire summary is a huge red flag. She probably wouldn't get you arrested, but having a relationship with her would be difficult and have lots of troubles I'd imagine.

It says she's divorced on her profile. I wonder what her husband was like.

 

[firstbornunicorn]

Low functioning autism means an IQ of like 85 and is on the "retarded" spectrum. This is someone who can't talk or tie their own shoes. However, given the correct spelling/grammar and ability to even sign up to OLD, I'll bet on laziness and narcissism disguised as an autism diagnosis (or someone is trolling). Don't go there OP.

 

[biggoal]

Low functioning autism means an IQ of like 85 and is on the "retarded" spectrum. This is someone who can't talk or tie their own shoes. However, given the correct spelling/grammar and ability to even sign up to OLD, I'll bet on laziness and narcissism disguised as an autism diagnosis (or someone is trolling). Don't go there OP.

Agree. Had a Cougar reply to me tonight. We'll see how that goes!

 

[Machine10033]

Low functioning... Jesus... no.... I think I went in a date once in college with a high functioning one... there was no reaction of emotion... I thought the date was going horrible... dropped her off. She said you can come in... I was so confused... walked into her apartment and she sat down and put some tv show on.... just sat there and reached out to start stroking my hand... she then got up ... went into the bathroom and blew the toilet out...... I bolted... I couldn’t imagine low functioning.

 

[StacksHitEmUp]

Don’t. Just don’t.

 

[Glassguy]

Mayday.....mayday........crash landing inevitable!

Eject!

 

[biggoal]

Low functioning... Jesus... no.... I think I went in a date once in college with a high functioning one... there was no reaction of emotion... I thought the date was going horrible... dropped her off. She said you can come in... I was so confused... walked into her apartment and she sat down and put some tv show on.... just sat there and reached out to start stroking my hand... she then got up ... went into the bathroom and blew the toilet out...... I bolted... I couldn’t imagine low functioning.

Reminds me of a girl in high school. She was solid close to 9! However she literally hardly talked to anyone except a couple of friends, very shy and kept to herself. Literally didn't talk to anyone of have a bf. Dressed normal and all but hardly ever talked to anyone. usually she was by herself. I'm thinking she might have had a mild form of a learning disability or something. I mean normal in everyway but socially.

 

[GaBrotha]

I would... but it'd be with conditions and a condom.

 

[RickTheToad]

Just saw this on Match. The chick is around my age, close to HB8. Here is her profile. What does this sound like? Too risky? Could she go crazy and end up getting you arrested? Note the big red flag I highlighted. I think she'd be great for a rich, older man who just wants a hot chick.

Their summary
I am low functioning autistic. I have special needs. I want to be a wife. I do not have or want any kids. Please don't contact me if you have small kids, I am not good with kids at all. I require a man who can take care of me for life as his wife as I don’t do well with transition / cannot deal with breakups. I’m not capable of working. I like painting, walking on the beach, getting beauty treatments, going to dinner, baking bread sometimes, watching movies, reading, jet skiing, travel, and a lot more.

Seems easy pray that will not end well for her. I'd pass as she prob. couldn't handle the break-up after sex. Due to the meds she's on, she may, or may not be on birth control. Even then, most of those meds have a negative effect on BC (I.E. less effective).

Some dudes have no morals, and she seems to join Match from back when it wasn't a hook-up app 5 years ago. You should pass; as should anyone else. She cannot handle a relationship, nor does she have the mental ability to handle the break-down of the relationship.

As for an offering, aside from a claim of being an attractive female, nothing but a few warm holes and a near daily migraine. Easier ways to access a female's body and mouth than this...

 

[corrector]

She sounds like a good match for you. You should go for it and have the time of your life. You remember these types of relationships for the rest of your life since they make some great memories. You should travel to allot of places with her and explore the world together.

 

[biggoal]

Seems easy pray that will not end well for her. I'd pass as she prob. couldn't handle the break-up after sex. Due to the meds she's on, she may, or may not be on birth control. Even then, most of those meds have a negative effect on BC (I.E. less effective).

Some dudes have no morals, and she seems to join Match from back when it wasn't a hook-up app 5 years ago. You should pass; as should anyone else. She cannot handle a relationship, nor does she have the mental ability to handle the break-down of the relationship.

As for an offering, aside from a claim of being an attractive female, nothing but a few warm holes and a near daily migraine. Easier ways to access a female's body and mouth than this...

Match was the best OLD site before Covid though. Now, Match is just like the rest of the OLD sites. Mostly post wall single moms, tats, fat women, etc. A few decent looking women with sky high expectations though.

The other latest trend on OLD is pregnant women using OLD sites! Yes, I see a number of them on OLD now.

 

[sangheilios]

Funniest **** I've read all day lol.

Even without the part where she mentions she is autistic.......sounds like an absolute nightmare haha.

 

[Stuffnu]

But she’ll remember your birthday.

 

[devilkingx2]

Their summary
I am low functioning autistic. I have special needs. I want to be a wife. I do not have or want any kids. Please don't contact me if you have small kids, I am not good with kids at all. I require a man who can take care of me for life as his wife as I don’t do well with transition / cannot deal with breakups. I’m not capable of working. I like painting, walking on the beach, getting beauty treatments, going to dinner, baking bread sometimes, watching movies, reading, jet skiing, travel, and a lot more.

A woman who cannot handle breakups sounds like there will be a lot of drama.

She's not capable of working either means she's extremely spoiled and gaming the system (questionable morals) or it means she's literally mentally handicapped to the point of being unable to live a normal life.

Also she wants to be a wife but she wants to be taken care of and not have kids? So she wants to be a Trophy Wife?

Either she's a narcissist with questionable morals or she's going to be mentally a 10 year old.

Go on the date so you can tell us about it

 

[Velasco]

Post hb8

 

[biggoal]

Funniest **** I've read all day lol.

Even without the part where she mentions she is autistic.......sounds like an absolute nightmare haha.

On OLD, especially the paid sites you see this stuff from time to time. I mean super long profiles with 3 pages of qualifications. No matter how hot the chick is she will be a nightmare.

 

[zinc4]

Just saw this on Match. The chick is around my age, close to HB8. Here is her profile. What does this sound like? Too risky? Could she go crazy and end up getting you arrested? Note the big red flag I highlighted. I think she'd be great for a rich, older man who just wants a hot chick.

Their summary
I am low functioning autistic. I have special needs. I want to be a wife. I do not have or want any kids. Please don't contact me if you have small kids, I am not good with kids at all. I require a man who can take care of me for life as his wife as I don’t do well with transition / cannot deal with breakups. I’m not capable of working. I like painting, walking on the beach, getting beauty treatments, going to dinner, baking bread sometimes, watching movies, reading, jet skiing, travel, and a lot more.

Don't even bother reading OLD profiles. Assume they are all batsh@t crazy, set up a date and try to smash. Online dating 101.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I can't believe some of you guys are taking this at face value.