"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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would you make fun of fat woman?

moneyisking

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here I am, taking a nursing class lab and having fun with class mates and taking girls' blood pressure; im having good time. then it's time to take height and i reach to measure my lady partner (not in bed, just class) and this girl is 5'9".

I am 5' 7" so i reach to take her height and this enormous whale, i mean she could invade your house and eat your whole refrigerator, and on top of that she probably eat all your furniture, and to top that she would probably chase you and your dog b/c she's still to hungry. i mean this girl is fvcking beyond measure; probably close to 300 lb.

anyways she says "you're short" so i just look at her blank face for 2 seconds and she says "sorry just kidding". at this moment i wanted to tell her "sh!t funny to hear that from you; i don't think you're in right position to judge others' physique". But i felt sorry for her and let it go.

now this event does not hurt my pride or anything, especially not from her, but i was thinking, hm what would the girl-getting master djs at sosuave do at that situation? i kinda knew that being harsh on her back wasn't really going to make me feel good and my reputation, but what do you think you would've done?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do it in your head, not verbally.
 

Deadly_Ripped

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As much fun as I have at others' expenses in my head, I don't verbalize it and here's why:

Either she's right and she can judge, in which case she's just plain right and you'd be doing yourself a dishonor by attempting to retaliate

OR

she's fat and ugly and nasty, and that's got to be so hard to live with that it's not worth shutting her down on the one thing she can possibly make a comment. Plus, she apologized, showing that she was trying to make a ****y/funny joke, but she doesn't have the confidence (rightfully so) to make such a judgement.
 

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I dont either, because that must REALLY hurt, and they would have to piss me off super bad to go there. Fat chicks do what they gotta do to feel somewhat okay about themselves, and that means picking out other peoples faults sometimes. Its what they have to do to retain their sanity.
 

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I'm a rather slim guy and get these comments every now and then. It's always from someone who is overweight or just plain ugly. They try and make themselves feel better by commenting on perveived defects in others.

I don't retaliate, but if I did, I'd say "that's funny coming from someone who's azz is four ax handles wide".

Let her just go home to watch Housewives Of Beverley Hills, eat her bon bons and try to figure out which button she needs to press on the remote control.

Stay quiet.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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women haze

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I would have taken the opportunity to make an offhanded joke about myself to keep the mood light..."Yeah, but im tall in other places though Baziiiiiing!lol im just messing with you" give her a light pat on the arm and continue to work.

I mean even if she is creeped out about the comment or not who cares you have no interest in her...Say whatever the hell you want to say. This is what's wrong with us men these days and women...He hold back too much. Say whatever the **** you wanna say.
 

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horaholic said:
Fat chicks do what they gotta do to feel somewhat okay about themselves, and that means picking out other peoples faults sometimes. Its what they have to do to retain their sanity.
Kind of funny that eating properly and exercising doesn't fall into their vocabulary. :rolleyes:
 

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This happened to me once in college. I was chilling in class one day with a tank top and shorts on. My upper body was pretty buff, but my lower body sucked because I smoked and refused to do legs.

Anyways, this fat chick out of nowhere and says, "Up here (gesturing towards her upper body) you're good, but we need to do some work on your legs."

I didn't say anything at the time because she would have been too easy (and I am still a little too nice at times), but I'm not gonna lie, that sh*t still bugs me from time to time. haha
 

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women haze said:
I would have taken the opportunity to make an offhanded joke about myself to keep the mood light..."Yeah, but im tall in other places though Baziiiiiing!lol im just messing with you" give her a light pat on the arm and continue to work.

I mean even if she is creeped out about the comment or not who cares you have no interest in her...Say whatever the hell you want to say. This is what's wrong with us men these days and women...He hold back too much. Say whatever the **** you wanna say.
Calling fat a girl or worse yet doing it in front of other people is a one way ticket to the black list,the list where the a**holes are and I'm not talking about the kind of a**hole that get the girls,Im talking about the kind of a**hole that get offence and provocations from women that want to show emphaty to the fat girl.

You would be like a lion trying to take down an elephant,all the other elephants would do their best to save the target.
Never estimate the sheep mentality of girls,and even more the way they believe that crap about sorority alliace they read on cosmo
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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