Would you let a chubby chick blow you?

[blueguy]

No, it's disgusting. I have had opportunities, but I passed them up. I don't know, maybe I don't really care? All I know is that a chubby chick couldn't give me a chubby.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Former president Bill Clinton would have agreed on that statment. Out of all the interns and women that throw themselves at him, he choose a chubby chick because she knew what to do and do it well.

And he got to smoke that cuban cohiba dipped in stank after he blew the load all over her.

 

[The Forms]

...and what happens when the chubby whale gets pregnant and refuse to get an abortion? You are stuck with her for 18 years... then again most of the guys on this board will marry a fatty or bag a decent chick who will turn into a fatty over 5-10 years.

Personally I don't lower standards for anyone, if a chick is too lazy to spend time on her body and watch her diet. I don't see her as worthy at all. Seriously it's very UN-Don Juan for you guys to lower your standards.

In recent years scientists have created ways to have sex with women without getting them pregnant. It's called birth control. If you so choose, you can utilize this new technology such that you can have all the sex you want, and the girl you're having sex with will not be with child. It's quite amazing.

You should check it out some day.

 

[ValleyDJing]

In recent years scientists have created ways to have sex with women without getting them pregnant. It's called birth control. If you so choose, you can utilize this new technology such that you can have all the sex you want, and the girl you're having sex with will not be with child. It's quite amazing.

You should check it out some day.

Whats amazing are these little things called statistics. For example, these birth control methods, unbelievably, they dont always work! Can you fuking believe that s.hit?!!! Check this s.hit out...I didn't believe it till I saw it! Go ahead man, hope you're sitting down, it will literally blow you the fuk away!!!

http://www.fda.gov/Fdac/features/1997/conceptbl.html

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

In recent years scientists have created ways to have sex with women without getting them pregnant. It's called birth control. If you so choose, you can utilize this new technology such that you can have all the sex you want, and the girl you're having sex with will not be with child. It's quite amazing.

You should check it out some day.

Ok go ahead... I'll stick to condoms, spermacide and birth control, which is still not 100% anti-birth proof.... more like 99.9%. I rather make a hot chick pregnant than a fatty.

 

[DJDamage]

And he got to smoke that cuban cohiba dipped in stank after he blew the load all over her.

I wondered if he sniffed that cigar and smoked it after.

...and what happens when the chubby whale gets pregnant and refuse to get an abortion?

You are derailing my thread. We are not talking about banging those chubby chicks but just for a BJ. Think about it... its 8PM on sunday night and you are having one of these days where you are just too tired to go out and run your game on some chick in a bar but yet are still horny. Meanwhile you know a chubby chick that on a drop of a hat will come right over bring pizza, beer and suck you off while you watch a sport game on t.v and then not care afterwards if you done well or not plus you don't have to run any game at all. Sort of like jerking off but someone else is doing it for you (and we all got to jerk off sometimes even if we are dating the hottest woman in town, she cant please us everyday).

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

I wondered if he sniffed that cigar and smoked it after.



You are derailing my thread. We are not talking about banging those chubby chicks but just for a BJ. Think about it... its 8PM on sunday night and you are having one of these days where you are just too tired to go out and run your game on some chick in a bar but yet are still horny. Meanwhile you know a chubby chick that on a drop of a hat will come right over bring pizza, beer and suck you off while you watch a sport game on t.v and then not care afterwards if you done well or not plus you don't have to run any game at all. Sort of like jerking off but someone else is doing it for you (and we all got to jerk off sometimes even if we are dating the hottest woman in town, she cant please us everyday).

I rather get a stripper or an escort... they actually have to be clean and in shape. I don't want to lower my standards.... sooner or later a friend is going to find out and all the hot chicks will leave you.

 

[DJDamage]

I rather get a stripper or an escort... they actually have to be clean and in shape. I don't want to lower my standards.... sooner or later a friend is going to find out and all the hot chicks will leave you.

An escort will cost you money and you will likely catch something that will require a high dosage of penicillin. So what if a friend finds out?? heck if he is a man he would understand oh and if you are smart about it when it comes to chicks, you don't date chicks that know each other.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

An escort will cost you money and you will likely catch something that will require a high dosage of penicillin. So what if a friend finds out?? heck if he is a man he would understand oh and if you are smart about it when it comes to chicks, you don't date chicks that know each other.

I'm willing to spend 30 bucks for quality BJ or sex... Ya a fat chick can be free, but if she's a b&tch she'll spread rumors to all her friends. Fat chicks have hot friends btw... why? So that hot chicks look better in comparison. A REAL escort or stripper are CLEAN, they get checked everyday... a random fat chick can carry any STD. If you are going to spend time getting to know someone why not make sure they're clean and hot? If the guy friend was smart... he would go sarging for me and bring back two hot chicks.