Would you let a chubby chick blow you?

[ElStud]

Wow, a lot of you guys are really self conscious. Who the f*ck cares if your friends find out? You liked her, you f*cked her. Your friends must be some jackasses to leave you because what? You f*cked a fat chick, that's like the most immature sh*t ever.

 

[MrS]

Those "chubby" chicks are fine for a throw, dog!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Been there, done that, wrote a book, sold the movie rights, etc.

Dude, chubby chicks make THE BEST FB's.

THE BEST.

I'll tell you why: they have good attitudes because they know they can't get away with jack sh¡t. See, hot chicks think they are princesses; chubbies think they are just plain. So, chubbies tend to go all out to please. They buy you sh¡t, don't play games, come over whenever you call, and suck? Chubbies give THE BEST head, for two reasons:

1. They are eager to please.

2. They genuinely enjoy giving head. I've met several women that actually had orgasms from sucking the cøck: all of them were a little heavy.

See, giving head is sexual contact with a cøck - something that is potentially rare for a chubstress.

Myself, I'd let a chubby chick blow me, definitely. And, being the nice guy I am, when she was finished I'd strap on a rubber, turn her around, and ƒuck her up the ass until she cried. You know, return the favor and sh¡t. It's good for your karma, returning the favor.

See, they are eager to please, and genuinely enjoy taking it in the ass, too!

I agree with all of that but I just don't see the act being done a chub as being enjoyable enough to go through with it. I mean, what if I accidentally opened my eyes! :nervous:

I just wouldn't want them hanging around after I'm done.

Amen to that, but if you lay them right they'll keep coming back as if you were a super-size bag of Doritos.

 

[bigjohnson]

As long as we're talking chubby and not disgusting; for instance the linked pics are chubby but not horrible plus they have nice faces. If she has good skin, nice face and hooters then I'll hit it. They're fun to have around when you just want some R&R.

 

[Vulpine]

Amen to that, but if you lay them right they'll keep coming back as if you were a super-size bag of Doritos.

EXACTLY! That's WHAT YOU WANT!

When they call and are like "can I come over", you say, "sure - do me a favor, though, stop by the store and pick up a pack of smokes, then swing by the booze joint and pick up a bottle of xyz, then swoop on down to X's and grab something for the grill, ok?"

And then they say "Alright, let me jump in the shower first though, and I'll be over in a little while."

:rock:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

EXACTLY! That's WHAT YOU WANT!

When they call and are like "can I come over", you say, "sure - do me a favor, though, stop by the store and pick up a pack of smokes, then swing by the booze joint and pick up a bottle of xyz, then swoop on down to X's and grab something for the grill, ok?"

And then they say "Alright, let me jump in the shower first though, and I'll be over in a little while."

:rock:

I know what's you're saying. Having a chub available is like you're ordering pizza for home delivery during a snowstorm. Even though it may take a while for it to be delivered and it's not hot and it'll probably be a little soggy, it's still pizza; I get 'ya, I get 'ya. But I don't like pizza with too much meat or cheese that seeps through the crust and sticks to the box (imagine the wet spot left in your bed after doing a chub).

 

[bigjohnson]

(imagine the wet spot left in your bed after doing a chub).

Ya gotta make her stay on her knees longer is all - no problem.

 

[Vulpine]

But I don't like pizza with too much meat or cheese that seeps through the crust and sticks to the box (imagine the wet spot left in your bed after doing a chub).

Hmm...

I see.

Well, sometimes the "nastier the better". You know, it's a rare treat sometimes to kick back with a super cheap can of beer and roast a super-cheap hot dog over a campfire. Right? Or, getting some super-greasy chicken wings and pigging out: getting grease and nast all over your face and hands. Ooh, a bologna and american cheese sandwich with extra mayo and mustard on white? Ghetto gourmet!

It's a treat to get dirty every once in a while, live a little naughty as it were; indulge in devilish delights even.

And that being said, I must say, I really do enjoy "wet". There's a reason it's been said "the wetter the better". With the heavy chicks, they just walk in the door and see you and the juices are already flowing. You don't even have to touch them and they are working themselves up. There isn't much bad you can say about it, really. It's convenient, effortless, and enjoyable. The more I think about it, it's quite flattering to have a chick just hear your voice and get wet - I mean sloppy, virtually squirting wet.

Yeah, I can imagine the wet spot left in the bed. Again, been there. So what?

V: "Weee! Check out the puddle! You really ought to wash these sheets, now, sloppy girl."
Chub: "Ok." *gathers up sheets and laundry soap*

Get a nut off and get your bed clothes washed? Two birds with one stone, man. What can I say? I'm a practical hedonist, I guess.

 

[Quiksilver]

Ugh..... Just ugh.....


In response to the thread title... I would not. That being said, I have twice.



Fat chicks aren't just nasty to put your hands on...They(the ones ive been with) smell like complete asscrack, and it takes days for me to shake the smell off even with showers.

The only thing I do with warpigs(fatchicks) is hjs and bjs.

Seriously though...They do NOT wash. It's like they already see that they will never get c*ck, so they stop cleaning themselves and start down the evolutionary path of the wart hog.

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Originally posted by Vulpine
And that being said, I must say, I really do enjoy "wet". There's a reason it's been said "the wetter the better". With the heavy chicks, they just walk in the door and see you and the juices are already flowing. You don't even have to touch them and they are working themselves up. There isn't much bad you can say about it, really. It's convenient, effortless, and enjoyable. The more I think about it, it's quite flattering to have a chick just hear your voice and get wet - I mean sloppy, virtually squirting wet.

The first fatty I was with, I had my hand up her shirt on secluded sofa at a party.. I look down at her cooch...and there's a massive f*ckin dark spot. I was too drunk at the time to be flattered.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Ya gotta make her stay on her knees longer is all - no problem.

Ahhh, it's not as if the view is any better....

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

... Or, getting some super-greasy chicken wings and pigging out: getting grease and nast all over your face and hands. ...

Well, I can see licking your fingers after having some deep fried chicken but after a chub??? Pffffttttttttt......

 

[Vulpine]

Well, I can see licking your fingers after having some deep fried chicken but after a chub??? Pffffttttttttt......

Eww... revisiting that, you're right, bad analogy.

 

[bigjohnson]

Ahhh, it's not as if the view is any better....

As long as she's not in front of the TV the view is OK.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

As long as she's not in front of the TV the view is OK.

:crackup: Good one!

 

[ValleyDJing]

Well the majority seem to be okay with it. Let me ask you guys a question. How chubby is too chubby? What are your parameters?

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

an examples of Chubby women:

http://www.khersonbrides.net/profiles/pictures/chubby-girl.jpg

http://www.avshops.pointshop.com/id-2116/ImgUpload/P_593762_1360258.JPG (the chick in the red)

an example of fit women:

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http://www.media-download.co.uk/sexypics/128.jpg (MY DREAM of walking into my own bathroom and seeing this)

an example of fat women: http://media.moron.com/photo/big-girl.jpg

Ewww gross... chubby chicks are only 5-10 lbs over weight. Those chicks are FAT! I guess if you live in America your perception is screwed. I still think that dudes that can't get normal sized chicks got no game. Well I guess fat chicks need lovin too... goodluck with those fatties while I bang models.

 

[Mr. Highroller]

Hmm...

I see.

Well, sometimes the "nastier the better". You know, it's a rare treat sometimes to kick back with a super cheap can of beer and roast a super-cheap hot dog over a campfire. Right? Or, getting some super-greasy chicken wings and pigging out: getting grease and nast all over your face and hands. Ooh, a bologna and american cheese sandwich with extra mayo and mustard on white? Ghetto gourmet!

It's a treat to get dirty every once in a while, live a little naughty as it were; indulge in devilish delights even.

And that being said, I must say, I really do enjoy "wet". There's a reason it's been said "the wetter the better". With the heavy chicks, they just walk in the door and see you and the juices are already flowing. You don't even have to touch them and they are working themselves up. There isn't much bad you can say about it, really. It's convenient, effortless, and enjoyable. The more I think about it, it's quite flattering to have a chick just hear your voice and get wet - I mean sloppy, virtually squirting wet.

Yeah, I can imagine the wet spot left in the bed. Again, been there. So what?

great post. Id let a chubby girl do it and id bang one. My problem is that if i was to get caught everyone would think i was stupid for cheating with a hog

 

[The Forms]

Big girls do make great FBs. Especially hyper sexual girls who aren't really getting it anywhere else.

I've been hooking up with this one girl lately: I won't really call her for awhile, then when I'm off work I text her to say what's up, and within 2 responses she's cooked up some ruse to get me to come over to her place (or her to mine if I'm too tired).

I've met very few girls who watch porn, but she does. The *******s are completely different when a girl is into porn. She's pulling out all the stops, stealing moves right from the videos. Doing all the stuff that she KNOWS we want to see.

Chubby girls are willing to do things fit girls think they're too good for. Especially YOUNG fit girls. For some reason they think that just being there and being naked is all they have to do.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Big girls do make great FBs. Especially hyper sexual girls who aren't really getting it anywhere else.

I've been hooking up with this one girl lately: I won't really call her for awhile, then when I'm off work I text her to say what's up, and within 2 responses she's cooked up some ruse to get me to come over to her place (or her to mine if I'm too tired).

I've met very few girls who watch porn, but she does. The *******s are completely different when a girl is into porn. She's pulling out all the stops, stealing moves right from the videos. Doing all the stuff that she KNOWS we want to see.

Chubby girls are willing to do things fit girls think they're too good for. Especially YOUNG fit girls. For some reason they think that just being there and being naked is all they have to do.

...and what happens when the chubby whale gets pregnant and refuse to get an abortion? You are stuck with her for 18 years... then again most of the guys on this board will marry a fatty or bag a decent chick who will turn into a fatty over 5-10 years.

Personally I don't lower standards for anyone, if a chick is too lazy to spend time on her body and watch her diet. I don't see her as worthy at all. Seriously it's very UN-Don Juan for you guys to lower your standards.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Well the majority seem to be okay with it. Let me ask you guys a question. How chubby is too chubby? What are your parameters?

Well, if she blocks the view of your wide screen TV....