"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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would you have sex with a fat chick?

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if you hadnt had sex for a long time, and a fat chick came along and the opportunity for sex with her arises. would you have sex with a fat chick?
Last woman I dated, didn't know her dress size, but all I know she was 5'6" and 155 lbs, so she had some extra on her. Thing was, she had a long torso...and when I saw her in a pair of Yoga pants, let's just say she had a black woman's booty in a white girls body. LOL Holy CRAP she had me aroused in seconds. Forgot about her 155 weight. lol

She told me in her Yoga class, that some woman without a filter said to her, "you have a GREAT ass!"

When we'd fool around, I'd be squeezing and exploring that a** forever. lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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A friend of mine is actually dating an OBESE woman for the sheer purpose that he got sick of thinner women's games. He basically "settled' I suppose.
 
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