"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you guy's have sex with a stupid hot girl?????

foxhound87

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Hey Guys,

I have been seeing this girl for about a week or so now, excellent looking (8 on my scale) but there's a problem, she's the stupidest person I have ever met. I asked her what the capital of Canada was and she said Vancouver. (She's Canadian!!!) She is just generally stupid, calling her an airhead is an understatement, having a conversation with her is like talking to a brick wall. What would you guys do in this situation? I'm thinking about moving on because God forbid if I got her pregnant :crazy: I don't know what I would do...
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ehehe I was in a silimar situation as you a few months back. Honnestly, if you want a screw go for it. However, if you are woried about knocking her up or like in my situation she was a wacko who assumed if we ****ed we were going out, shy away.

But the fact you find her dumber than a bag of bricks is reason enough to drop her in the near future.
 

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If your not happy with her and it sounds like your not then
you know what you need to do and that is cut her loose.
There are plenty of other hot chicks out there that have brains
that you can date and have fun with.
 

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Sure. Basically, that's all they're really good for anyway. Usually can't hold a reasonably intelligent convo or connect on deeper levels. That's what they're here for, so do it!:rockon:
 

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Uh stupid girls are made for sex. Not having sex with them is like going against nature. Just don't make any kids.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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foxhound87 said:
Hey Guys,

I have been seeing this girl for about a week or so now, excellent looking (8 on my scale) but there's a problem, she's the stupidest person I have ever met. I asked her what the capital of Canada was and she said Vancouver. (She's Canadian!!!) She is just generally stupid, calling her an airhead is an understatement, having a conversation with her is like talking to a brick wall. What would you guys do in this situation? I'm thinking about moving on because God forbid if I got her pregnant :crazy: I don't know what I would do...
This is a bonus....intelligent girls think too much and don't let you hit it as quick. Just enjoy her and move on!
 

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foxhound87 said:
Hey Guys,

I have been seeing this girl for about a week or so now, excellent looking (8 on my scale) but there's a problem, she's the stupidest person I have ever met. I asked her what the capital of Canada was and she said Vancouver. (She's Canadian!!!) She is just generally stupid, calling her an airhead is an understatement, having a conversation with her is like talking to a brick wall. What would you guys do in this situation? I'm thinking about moving on because God forbid if I got her pregnant :crazy: I don't know what I would do...
LMAO, sounds like you've met my ex girlfriend.

On a serious note though just wrap your rascal and pound her guts in.

Have some fun with the drooling tard then when real quality comes around drop her ass.
 

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YES DUDE!!!!!!!!!! lets just hope she knows what sex is :D . Ah but on serious note, just go what u feel what is right, if u feel like dying when talking to her than by all means do what u got to do (bang it and leave it lol).
 

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Do you plan on marrying her?

No?

Problem solved.

Just be sure you wear protection.
 

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Would you rather have sex with a genius ugly girl?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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What girl is not stupid?
 

sandman6991

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I love stupid hot girls.

Smart hot girls take more work. Duh!

You're a lucky man.
 

Omen

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Maxtro said:
Uh stupid girls are made for sex. Not having sex with them is like going against nature. Just don't make any kids.
lol.

I know one I work with that is blond, a :cheer: , and dumb as a bag of bricks. Even had a kid at 16, and its already adopted. She's 17 now, but she's pretty hot, and man i'd give it to her, but then again i'd prob have a kid. lol.

She's the type that goes... Oh, so that's how babies are made, and that's why I had one? Oh, I see.

But man, even if there was no sex, i'd do everything else with her hands down.

Anyway yeah, i've never met one that dumb, and I guess someone has to do it.

Intelligent conversation is not in this girls vocabulary.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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if it's worth it to you then I say go for it!....

I was in a similar situation but the girl being a told dumb @$$ was such a turn off to me I just really didn't think it was worth my time when there are much better girls who aren't as retarted...but if you wanta then I don't see why not...
 

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Stupid girl? Uh.. is there any other kind? Never met one that wasn't a complete dumbass to be honest.
 

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Bvbidd said:
Stupid girl? Uh.. is there any other kind? Never met one that wasn't a complete dumbass to be honest.

Over 1,000 posts and you still have THAT mentality? Damn, dude.

In response, I wouldn't. Hit it and quit it isn't my cup of tea. There's always the risk of pregnancy, and if she doesn't meet my standards, then she could be "a universal 10" (which I know doesn't exist w/o personal preference) and I wouldn't. Besides, I like more meat on my women, so the "universal 10" wouldn't cut it for me.
 

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lol yeah I have that mentality

Actually go out and meet them. They're not that smart.
 

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Bvbidd said:
lol yeah I have that mentality

Actually go out and meet them. They're not that smart.
That crosses the line of sexism.
Still fun to joke about though haha :p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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