"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you fvck a 5?

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Sean99

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Yes! Only if she has hot friend's. Make sure you fvck her really good. She will be so happy she will tell them how great you are. The rest is then sweet nectar. Give a mutt a bone and all the dog's will come :)
 

Starfvcks 64

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Of course. Two fives equals a ten!
 

foreverAFC

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either a woman makes your dck hard or she doesnt
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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skinnyguy

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BPH said:
I feel the need to step in here...a little disappointed by all these people with high rep that new guys listen to dropping their standards.

If I wanted to f*** a 5, I wouldn't be on a Don Juan forum.

Simple as that.
Yep. They are sounding like PUA's who will hit on anything that has a vagina. If you fvck an ugly girl that should detract from your lay count.
 
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