Would you ever say this to a woman?

[Poonani Maker]

“I want to speak to the deepest part of who you truly are,"

“Imagine your heart spreading open, unlocked in a way it’s never been before, and feeling my heart’s energy come inside you, my heart’s energy coming inside you again, and again, and again, as powerful and rhythmic, as sure and relentless, as the ocean’s salty tide.”

“It’s as though what you most want to feel is locked away, locked in a box of oak and iron, and then suddenly you meet someone who holds a gleaming, golden, oiled key. And this key, inlaid with designs of the most unearthly beauty and intricate workmanship, slides deeper and deeper into the lock, slides so deeply that you wonder whether it will ever stop, until at last it strikes home, and you feel it turning against the lock’s inmost chamber, turning…turning…turning…until it clicks, and the lock seems to shudder, and at last the box spreads open, and you feel all that you’ve so long wanted and waited…and waited…and waited…to feel begin to flood through you.”

 

[scottfall]

“I want to speak to the deepest part of who you truly are,"

I would. But dont listen to me.. im not really sure how this DJ thing works.

 

[aliasguy]

Only if my d*ck is in her *ss at the time.

 

[aliasguy]

Hey, OP, you added some stuff when you edited your original post---- but that's ok, it fits what i posted above even better!!!!

"Gleaming, golden, oiled key"!!!!!! Beautiful!!!!

"this key, inlaid with designs of the most unearthly beauty and intricate workmanship, slides deeper and deeper into the lock, slides so deeply that you wonder whether it will ever stop, until at last it strikes home, and you feel it turning against the lock’s inmost chamber, turning…turning…turning…until it clicks"

I love it!!!.

 

[MooseGod]

I've said similar things to past girlfriends...mostly they would accuse me of ripping it off of movies. sheesh.

If you wanna be smooth just don't be an ******* when talking about sex. Replace "fvck" with "make love" in conversation and she'll think you're straight out of the pages of a cheesy romance novel.

 

[Sandow]

patterning always sounds better on paper.

i wouldnt necessarily say that, it'll come off really cheesy.

if u do say something along those lines, u pretty much have to be in bed, and for sure cut it down and say just the main phrases.

good luck

 

[Axcell]

Looks too rehearsed, therefore, I would not use it.
Too cheeky.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Looks too rehearsed, therefore, I would not use it.
Too cheeky.

I agree. It sounds too much like a guy guessing what goes through a woman's mind. It sounds a lot like Speed Seduction.

 

[Poonani Maker]

It sounds a lot like Speed Seduction.

It is, based off of Speed Seduction. Do you think it works, given that women respond to words i.e. being repetitive just blathering, moreso than guys do? Women don't think with their left brain logically like us, but with both parts using the more visual vivid emotional right side of the brain. They get stimulus off of words - any words, just so long as there's words to think about no matter how ridiculous, the more inane the better.

Women like spontaneity, stories, and will go along with or follow you as long as you're not logical!
The more she thinks logically, the more she gets angry, and the more you PISS her off! Yeah it's YOUR fault now.

 

[reset]

Spontaneity, that's a good one to keep in mind.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

That's pretty funny. If you said it seriously, you'd get slapped. If you said it to make her laugh, and succeeded, you'd get laid.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

I would. But dont listen to me.. im not really sure how this DJ thing works.

Haha!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

It is, based off of Speed Seduction. Do you think it works, given that women respond to words i.e. being repetitive just blathering, moreso than guys do? Women don't think with their left brain logically like us, but with both parts using the more visual vivid emotional right side of the brain. They get stimulus off of words - any words, just so long as there's words to think about no matter how ridiculous, the more inane the better.

Women like spontaneity, stories, and will go along with or follow you as long as you're not logical!
The more she thinks logically, the more she gets angry, and the more you PISS her off! Yeah it's YOUR fault now.

SS could work but it may depend on the type of woman (airhead or not). I will say that the concept is sound but the material is actually worse than the scripts written for Telenovela.

 

[Poonani Maker]

That's pretty funny. If you said it seriously, you'd get slapped. If you said it to make her laugh, and succeeded, you'd get laid.

When you use sexual metaphors, and seem like you don’t realize you’re being sexual, women will a) get very turned on by what you’re saying (assuming you deliver it well) b) rationalize that you’re not being sexual, you’re being passionate and romantic and poetic—and therefore it’s okay if their own lustful, depraved imaginations lead them to sexual thoughts and feelings...

 

[Poonani Maker]

SS could work but it may depend on the type of woman (airhead or not). I will say that the concept is sound but the material is actually worse than the scripts written for Telenovela.

Yeah, the California or western chicks or "young" tend to fall for it more than the skeptical cold distant ones, but there are some pretty immature old b1tches out there to that fall for it too, but not over and over in the relationship like the young ones do.

 

[LeComteDeMonteCristo]

That sounds like Ross Jeffries nonsense. I'd never say because it isn't congruent with who I am. I'm a lot more direct. And it just sounds ****ing stupid.

 

[Poonani Maker]

But I have noticed that women aren't congruent with who I am, a man. But I agree, we shouldn't have to sell our souls to get pvssy. I believe that there are women who will be attracted to me regardless of what I say.

 

[Dongfu]

That's pretty funny. If you said it seriously, you'd get slapped. If you said it to make her laugh, and succeeded, you'd get laid.

And the winner is

 

[LeComteDeMonteCristo]

Hey man if it works for you, go for it. But I don't think this is universal advice. The specific material you use is less important than how you deliver it and if you're saying things that the real you wouldn't really say chances are you will come off very unnatural and the woman will just think you're a ****ing weirdo.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Hey man if it works for you, go for it. But I don't think this is universal advice. The specific material you use is less important than how you deliver it and if you're saying things that the real you wouldn't really say chances are you will come off very unnatural and the woman will just think you're a ****ing weirdo.

I guess you're right. Like I've said before, I come into contact with several women everyday, and thus, have plenty of opportunities to deliver the words w/ correct body language (my hot body helps too). It IS all in how you say it. You could just be talkin undecipherable sh1t but, deliver it the right way, and she doesn't care, she's excited! and thinks you're mysterious or whatever. Women all about Feeling and "Looking" good with really no real thought processes, everything's just a game where you punch buttons to them.