"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Would you ever patronize a hookah bar to sarge chicks?

Poonani Maker

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We have a new hookah near the college here and I'm thinking about hitting it up tonight. Would you?

Hookahs have become popular because of smoking bans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah I don't smoke though, so, only if to blend in with a chick or others around me smoking will I smoke.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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theunflushables

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Why not, it's like going to a bar. Hookahs are awesome too. The tobacco doesn't taste like your everyday cigarette tobacco. It's real smooth and you can get different flavors. Make sure to get ice with yours, this will make the burning of the tobacco extra smooth. Go with buddies though, otherwise you'll be sitting there with a whole hookah to yourself, and thats a lot to smoke.
 

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b4 i turned 21 i was all about the hookah bars....and yea its similar to the club (the one in my area but everyone is different) if u can dance and can have a halfway decent convo then hookah/club game should be where u wanna aim for...good luck
 

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At first I thought hookah was slang for hooker ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Rata Blanca

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What's the situation in the U.S.?
Can you smoke Cannabis at Hooka Bar without any problems?
 

theunflushables

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Nope, marijuana is still illegal in all 50 states. Unless its medicinal, and I think thats in a handful of states.

Hookah bars go with the traditional smoke of choice for the hookah which tobacco. Of course another herb of choice can be substituted in the privacy of your own home.
 

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Hookah bars are cool even if you don't smoke.

The smoke is really mellow and doesn't leave you feeling all nasty like even one regular cigarette will.

I don't know why you'd go there rather than any other place to sarge.

But if you're just looking for a change then they are fun.
 

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a friend of mine recently opened up a hookah shop in the college town where i go to school. business was slow during the school year but once summer started she began seeing the high school crowd of kids that have no other place to go.

she gave me a job this summer as a bouncer (perfect, i get to make sure you're 18 and that's about it, could my job get any easier?).

my advice would be, if you like the crowd there, yeah definitely start sarging there. learn to blow smoke "o's" too... its good for conversation.

18 yr/o babe: omg show me how to blow rings
you: okay, stand up and shake out all that energy, you gotta be chill
(she does)
you
: okay now sit on my lap
(she sits on your lap)
you
: okay give me a kiss on the cheek, these lessons aren't free
(kisses you on the lap)
you
: okay now suck my ****

BOOYAH you're in good luck
 

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Haha, Im at hookah bars all the time, i just bought one too! Yea, they are great places and everyone are really relaxed and chill. I definitely recommend!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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