ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
What kind of a ****ing question is that??????
If I marry one of those dumb blondes who say "eww its a penis" I'm divorcing the b!tch and kicking her out.
Let's put it like this:
What do guys want from women? Well 3 MAIN things; the woman needs to cook, clean, and have sex with the guy. Those are the 3 BASICS (now of course she needs to raise the kids but the man has to do a little bit of that as well. And If she wants to or if they need to, she can work too). If she doesn't do one of those things, divorce is practically imminent.
I once asked my own dad a long time ago (about 7-8 months ago actually lol):
"Dad, why did you marry mom?"
"Why would you ask that _____?"
"Well, I mean like, she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she's getting old, and now she's crazy."
He got mad at me and didn't want to answer. (Mom got a lot better cuz once I freaked out that she didn't cook food when she was home all day and the house was a mess. Started doing a little bit of :cuss: and some more :cuss: and a lot more of :cuss: to her. Almost started to :box: her. Needless to say, that straightened her out :cheer: ).
Back on topic: If my wife doesn't let me phuck her like a pornstar or give me *******s or handjobs, I am divorcing her. If she doesn't want a divorce, then it's her problem when she finds 3 other girls along with the maid+babysitter in my bed all naked one night
. I'm having sex whether anyone likes it or not.
Edit: Just reread all of this; I'm a freak hahaha
If I marry one of those dumb blondes who say "eww its a penis" I'm divorcing the b!tch and kicking her out.
Let's put it like this:
What do guys want from women? Well 3 MAIN things; the woman needs to cook, clean, and have sex with the guy. Those are the 3 BASICS (now of course she needs to raise the kids but the man has to do a little bit of that as well. And If she wants to or if they need to, she can work too). If she doesn't do one of those things, divorce is practically imminent.
I once asked my own dad a long time ago (about 7-8 months ago actually lol):
"Dad, why did you marry mom?"
"Why would you ask that _____?"
"Well, I mean like, she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she's getting old, and now she's crazy."
He got mad at me and didn't want to answer. (Mom got a lot better cuz once I freaked out that she didn't cook food when she was home all day and the house was a mess. Started doing a little bit of :cuss: and some more :cuss: and a lot more of :cuss: to her. Almost started to :box: her. Needless to say, that straightened her out :cheer: ).
Back on topic: If my wife doesn't let me phuck her like a pornstar or give me *******s or handjobs, I am divorcing her. If she doesn't want a divorce, then it's her problem when she finds 3 other girls along with the maid+babysitter in my bed all naked one night
. I'm having sex whether anyone likes it or not.Edit: Just reread all of this; I'm a freak hahaha