"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Would you date a Butterface?

warrior1

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Would anyone here ever date a butterface? Have you seen any around? To those people who don't know by the way, a butterface is someone with a hot body but their face is F ugly. You wonder how their body looks that good but their face messed up.

Funny thing is my friend says she looks cute. All my other friends say she is fugly but she has a nice body. This woman i see she always get so many looks whenever she is outside mainly b/c she dresses really sexy. Some people look too.

I don't know about you guys but a hot sexy body with an ugly face makes me want to throw up. I mean most guys care about hot ass and breasts but if the face is way below average, can you guys even think about naughty thoughts about a woman like this? I mean her body is like a 9 to a 9.5 but her face....... damn it is like a 3.

I rather prefer a hot face or cute face with an okay to below average body than a butterface. What about you guys?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KontrollerX

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Dry spell + slow night + butterface + doggystyle= win.

You don't have to look at her while you are pounding her from the back and even though she's an ug hey you broke out of the dry spell so I say its a winning formula if you ever get a shot at one of these during a dry spell.
 

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I'm with Kontroller, nothing wrong with butterheads in a tight jam every now and then but dont parade them around the "normals" cause it's chick repellant.

"Date" one? Hell no.

I personally try and keep my whale/fugly numbers down these days though, Too many is bad for the soul and a man's progression. I pretty much wont touch a fatty anymore, but butterheads I havnt completely cut from my diet. My bedroom's always dark so from behind it's almost as good as the real deal.

Take Lovelyladies sig to heart, I have.
"Show me the woman a man sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself" -Ayn Rand
 

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No, I won't date a butterface. For me with a woman's looks it starts with the face. That is the most important part for me cos if I'm gonna be chilling with you for extended periods of time I should be able to look at your face.
 

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jafyk said:
No, I won't date a butterface. For me with a woman's looks it starts with the face. That is the most important part for me cos if I'm gonna be chilling with you for extended periods of time I should be able to look at your face.
I agree. I've said over and over that if worse came to worst, I'd date a chick that's 20-30 pounds overweight but has a hot face before I'd date a butterface.

You can lose weight, but it's hard to lose ugly...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jaxon

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AKA FLEX said:
I agree. I've said over and over that if worse came to worst, I'd date a chick that's 20-30 pounds overweight but has a hot face before I'd date a butterface.

You can lose weight, but it's hard to lose ugly...
Couldn't agree more. You have to look at her face all the damn time, not to mention kiss it...possibly in front of others.
 

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These butterface women are like scooters, they can be alot of fun, until your mates see you out on one.....;)
 

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lol I know what you mean, there was this girl that was in my marketing class eyeing me out, and she was a little fugly, but when she turned around she had the nicest, I mean the NICEST ass. Too bad huh LOL. :)
 

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Hit the pvssy with the lights off.
 

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02hero said:
These butterface women are like scooters, they can be alot of fun, until your mates see you out on one.....;)
bahaha.
I'm like everybody else here, I would date any girl that pays attention to me.
LMAO
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Prodigy746

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I would have to judge it when i see the face.

I am also big on personality so if she has a great personality i might be willing to deal with a little imperfection.
 

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It depends on what you mean by a butterface. If she has a smokin body and just an average to cute face, that's one thing. But if she has a smokin body and the face of Jafar, well that's something totally different.

I like the Ayn Rand quote as well. Makes you think.

That said, personality can help some but not much I've learned.


(In other news, THE CUBS are #1 in the league baby!)
 

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DarthAngel707 said:
lol I know what you mean, there was this girl that was in my marketing class eyeing me out, and she was a little fugly, but when she turned around she had the nicest, I mean the NICEST ass. Too bad huh LOL. :)
A little fugly but AN INCREDIBLE ASS....for a one night lay???? Dude if i were you i'd possibly reconsider ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wouldnt fvck a butterface.. I cant even "win" with a porno that has butterface stars. Unless she told me she liked it doggystyle &reverse cowboy

Dating isnt based on beauty its based on personality. but beauty is a plus. So it depends on the girl.
 

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When i say butterface, i mean the body is SMOKING HOT LIKE A 9 /9.5. BUT THE FACE MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP AND SAY DAMN WTF HAPPENED.

Of course if she hot a hot body but okay average face, definitely yes. But I mean ugly as in FKING UGLY.
 

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Yo homeboy, I aint tryen to rain on yo parade but it's (But Her Face)

It goes, everything looks good on her body butherface!!!!

But anyway

Weed and Alcohol handles that problem though,,, trust me..

Do you
 

Jaxon

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02hero said:
These butterface women are like scooters, they can be alot of fun, until your mates see you out on one.....;)
Isn't it "Fat chicks are like mopeds, they're fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you on one."

But yeah, that is a funny movie quote.
 

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ONS maybe but never date. How much time do you think you are going to be looking at her face compared to her body?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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