Would you consider getting a "fat clause" as part of a pre-nup?

[MatureDJ]

What Is A Weight Gain Clause In A Prenup? - HelloPrenup

Fat clause, porker clause, weight gain clause, skinny clause, and weight clause are all such eloquent and respectful (sarcasm) names for the provision some people allegedly put in their prenups to deter their spouse from gaining weight. Yikes, we know! No, HelloPrenup does not offer this clause...

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Okay, so what exactly is a weight gain clause?

A weight gain clause is pretty much exactly what you’d think. It’s a provision in a prenup that basically says something along the lines of, “You can’t gain weight during the marriage; otherwise, you owe me money.” A weight gain clause is considered part of the “lifestyle” clauses that you hear more and more these days. A lifestyle clause can include weight gain, cheating, in-laws, and more.

 

[The Duke]

I don't need a contract for love that dictates the terms. Tried that once and don't need to do it again.

I told my exwife when she had gained 15lbs that If I wanted a fat girl I would have found one to start with.

These days I make it pretty clear what my expectations are. I'm not handing out attention to a girl that isn't fit. She can hit the treadmill or the road, her choice.