"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you buy breast implants for your GF?

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scenario: you can afford them.... your long term girlfriend is hot but she'd be hotter after u throw some D's on that b*tch..... ironically girls with fake tits are naturally higher status and would give you mad social proof should you ever break up, or while you're still together and are looking for side dishes....

not talking about some bs highschool 4 week girlfriend but a real relationship... would you?

i dont know if i would despite how much i love big titties... if we were married i might....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't pay to fix up a car unless you own the car.
 

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Even if I won the lottery?......ummm...NO.

I'd rather invest in a turnkey-ready girl.
 

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Dude, you HAVE to be Kidding. No. No No.

Don't. Really. No.


Is this CLEAR.? No. NO. NO!!!


Ask back again in this thread if you don't understand.

DON'T PM anyone. Just lay out right here why you think you SHOULD do this, right here on this thread, and READ the answers.


Are you stupid? or young? or WHAT?


DAMN.......
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A simple "NO" will suffice, Aliasguy. No need to insubordinate....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Do you even know what "insubordinate" MEANS, man?

I think not.






To the OP:


NO
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The real is always more titillating (pardon the pun) than the unreal!
 

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i cant see why not

you own the ***** dont u? is she letting you have your way with her whenever u want? if yes, go for it, women are like computers they're there for your entertainment and its ok to upgrade them every now and then.
 

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Fake tits are really disgusting. In cold temperatures they actually get pretty hard and even on a hot day they do not feel natural. I would rather have an A cup with nice nipples than a mutilated D cup...ugh!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wouldn't encourage it because I hate fake boobs. If she REALLY REALLY wanted them then maybe, but it would have to be some freakshow huge tatas just for the novelty.

Soprano said:
what can i say im a boob man

Yeah, but they're not boobs. Go buy a bunch of balloons and draw nipples on 'em.
 

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Seriously, I have a friend who paid $1200 for his ex ti have breast augmentation done. They looked nice, but eventually they broke up and now some other dude is enjoying her tits and he is out $1200.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Blackmm said:
Seriously, I have a friend who paid $1200 for his ex ti have breast augmentation done. They looked nice, but eventually they broke up and now some other dude is enjoying her tits and he is out $1200.
Hahaha, Good lesson learned here...

I would only maybe consider getting breast implants for a girl IF she is my wife.
 

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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Hahaha, Good lesson learned here...

I would only maybe consider getting breast implants for a girl IF she is my wife.

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Every married couple I know (except ONE) in which the chick got plastic tits during the marriage, has ended up divorced within two years.

And, personally, I hate the way those things feel. They usually look nice, though.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Every married couple I know (except ONE) in which the chick got plastic tits during the marriage, has ended up divorced within two years.

And, personally, I hate the way those things feel. They usually look nice, though.
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I'm suprised to hear that even married couples get divorced after doing that. This world gets more crazy every day........
 

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Seriously, I have a friend who paid $1200 for his ex to have breast augmentation done.

No sh!t, it's that cheap? I thought a boob job was like five or six grand. Hell, 1200 bucks is like the price of a weekend getaway. If you have a little money, that does not seem like such a bad deal. I drop that much on car and bike parts on occassion anyway. I just took this girl home that I am growing fond of. She's the tall slender type, but of course has unimpressive tits. hmmm.....I wouldn't spend five grand on this, but 1200 bucks seems like a different story. I honestly wouldn't rule it out.:eek:
 

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I was actually on that myfreeimplants site for about a day, until I figured out that they make you start paying to send messages to girls. Why anyone would pay to email flat chicks is beyond me.
 

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if she's my wife and her boobs were way small and i was unsatisfied with them...hell yes
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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