"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Would you believe this excuse?

Sho-No-Luv

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I had a date last night, met from online. In person, she was a 6 (an 8 online) by observation of her sitting down and her face. So I cut the date short to about 25 minutes and left with her. As I walked with her for several blocks to my car/her transportation, I noticed she had a real nice azz. So I said, "Hey, you really have a nice azz."

She reponded, "Excuse me. A nice azz? What about my eyes, my face?" I responded, "Well, you do have a nice azz. Do you want to go back to my place and fvck?"

Then she started crying. So I said, "Hon, don't cry. What's your name?"

LOL. Ya, I'm going to hell.
Damn Guru you're a fuucking *******e...

But you know what?

I LOVE IT!!! :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bingo-Player

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Have a date planned and girl texts you saying

"Sorry my nana passed away this afternoon, I won't make tonight. Haven't been checking my phone, sorry to bail".

I say bullshyt. What do you guys think?
no its far too stereo typical

the only excuses il believe are ones that are heavily detailed

she's flaked you on purpose delete her number and move onto the next
 
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