"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you be her boyfriend?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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duckbutt

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no i wouldnt be her b/f but i would be her friend if she had a nice personality. but hey shes not my type, she might be urs. dont let what other people think bother u. its like in the movie shallow hal
*SPOILERS*
when he got dispelled from hte spell, and he realized that his girl was really fat, he wanted her to look the same way again and he didnt care if people thought he was dating a whale
 

Chemistry

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Hell No...


WTF kind of thread is this anyway...


Turning this site into a 'HotorNot' portal, lol... ultimately, if you find it attractive or have been starved off pvssy for that long then poke it, wife it, or do whatever you want to...


I don't know... I think I'd spend the time you'd spend dating this chick looking at how to land me a HB9 if I was you, and the money you'd spend feeding it on some of those 'Alpha Male' orientated books... don't settle for anything, and if you're that desperate to fvck then pay or become acquainted with your hand and some porn...
 

night56

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So you would not date her or become her boyfriend? She is nice to me really! She loves movies and going out to eat. She tells me that she likes me alot.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LA_Chico

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NO WAY BRO!!!!!! (RINGS FAT CHICK ALARM) dude, do not go out with her! she is fat and she will just get bigger as she gets older. I should create a chart that shows the creatures growth.
 

ryannath

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Well man, since you are considering going out with her, you must not have good looks to offer, so she might be in your league. Maybe, you should hit it. Who cares! I don't.
 

Man Of Adventure

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kRisk said:
Hell yeah! Slap it once and ride the waves!
hahaha....sorry. I really had to laugh at this.


This post was definately meant to be a joke but somehow got twisted to be something serious to discuss a hundred posts later. Well then I guess everything could be discussed seriously if given to a site of people who take their **** serious which can be good and bad.

Man....I guess I wouldnt ride the waves unless I brought a raincoat and a paddle.
 

[S]alvatore

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night56 said:
She loves movies and going out to eat.
Oh really? I would've never guessed. Did this girl give you her permission to post her picture on the internet? If she didn't it's illegal.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LA_Chico

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[S]alvatore said:
Oh really? I would've never guessed. Did this girl give you her permission to post her picture on the internet? If she didn't it's illegal.
You're right, posting her pictures MUST be illegal, it's a crime against humanity bro!
 
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