"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would You Bang Your Mom?

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According to Judd, Shane Clemens became angry after his mother called deputies and they arrested him. That's when he informed deputies that he and his mother had been having a sexual relationship since he was 18 years old, according to Judd.

"That's when we asked mama, 'Have you been having sex with your son since he was 18?'" Judd said.

That's when Christina Clemens allegedly replied, "only about 100 times."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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According to Judd, Shane Clemens became angry after his mother called deputies and they arrested him. That's when he informed deputies that he and his mother had been having a sexual relationship since he was 18 years old, according to Judd.

"That's when we asked mama, 'Have you been having sex with your son since he was 18?'" Judd said.

That's when Christina Clemens allegedly replied, "only about 100 times."
She waited till he was legal. We must give a microscintilla of credit on THAT front
 

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Two issues about the narrative are interesting. First, the husband did not know about this but found it odd that their master bedroom was locked when they were both inside, and this happened 100 times under his nose? He didn't suspect something was up? There was no moans, bed shaking, or anything that would indicate something "off" was going on in that room, 100 times??? What is up with that?

Secondly, why did the mother call the police on her son? Why did he volunteer that information? Was she starting to put the breaks on that and he wanted more and got hurt and told the police everything? The police told him not to lay hands on his mother. He escalated a warning from police into an actual arrest for both of them?

That mother looks doable. I'm 50 years old and I'm older than she is. From the perspective of a 22 year old guy, I leave it to others on here to see if she's an attractively looking cougar enough. The guy looks reasonably attractive enough that he should have got another woman outside his family. The Bible in the Old Testament talks against this type of thing. It's considered a very serious sin. It was specifically reference even in the case of being a step-son and going with the step-mother (ie even though that would not technically be incest, it would still be adultery).
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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