MatureDJ
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Would you bang Caitlyn's fiancée?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How does she have those hips? Or wait is Sophia female to male? 2018 is getting confusing... I thought Shakira was right when she said hips don't lie...
As for would I bang, no. She looks like a blow up doll with all that plastic surgery, especially on the face... but does look like a woman...
As for would I bang, no. She looks like a blow up doll with all that plastic surgery, especially on the face... but does look like a woman...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Master Don Juan
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Face looks unnatural, halfway between a surgically enhaced middle aged woman and a drag queen.
I really dont understand how some people believe those transgender cant be recognized from real women.
Btw those nose and lips seem like an episode from nip&tuck where some middle aged woman need to fix an operation went wrong.
I really dont understand how some people believe those transgender cant be recognized from real women.
Btw those nose and lips seem like an episode from nip&tuck where some middle aged woman need to fix an operation went wrong.