"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Would you **** a pornstar?

Do you take **** up the ass?


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speakeasy

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If I could use a condom hell yeah. She'd actually have to be a porn STAR, not some c_m bucket who does 20 guy gangbangs with no condoms for $300. I would bang the sh*t out of Raven Riley, Aria Giovanni or Sunny Leone.
 

Bvbidd

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I have trouble getting it up if if a girl has been with other guys before me. So no of course not.
 

comic_relief

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yeah, give me Gauge, Tiffany Rose, Vivian Silverstone, and some other people.

comic_relief
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bible_Belt

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I talk with this chick on myspace who was into motorcycles and is now doing porn. She just did bangbus. The thing is, I don't think she's that hot. That's why it's so funny. She's just an extra-slvtty 19 y/o, not some amazing fantasy girl.
 

War Against Betaism

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I would so do Tera Patrick, I don't care how old she is right now.
 

Ace of Flames

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Nah, don't need to. My girl is wilder than most conventional porn, and I wouldn't wanna do anything beyond that anyway. Not into that really sick stuff...

Anyway, she satisfies all of my desires, and even makes me realize things I didn't know I liked or thought I wouldn't like. She's ready and willing to try new things, and I can turn her on very easily, even after knowing each other for 5 years, so we'll have a very healthy sex life for quite a long time.




Sounds like I'm bragging...... sorry guys. ^_^
 

Thai Foon

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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D!ck Ramsey

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Ugh..porn stars.

I would not stick my jimmy into such a public place.

And no I do not take anything up my ass, so don't bother trying to recruit me to your team there fruitcake.
 

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Thai Foon said:
would you? you can use a condom if you want
I see what you did there
 
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