"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would Y O U ever do THIS!?

CoRVeTTe6699

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oh my fvcking god im gonna punch my self


i got these 2 hot girls numbers who were into me... and they EVEN came to me...

biggest hooters ive ever seem. they were 8's and 9/10's ...

i was supposed to call them after they got out of the movies...

time came - I LOST THEIR NUMBER! oh my god i didnt save it right on my phone

IS THERE ANYWAY I CAN GET THAT NUMBER BACK!!?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Raptured Phoenix

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phone book, if you know their names.
 

ddubdubw

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face it.... the numbers are gone forever. :eek:

Do you see them around anywhere or did you guys just meet at the movies?
 

CoRVeTTe6699

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i know ... i just met them at the movies so im never going to see them again
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Even if you've lost their numbers, so what? The fact that you managed to get that kind of babe once means you can do it again. Go find another pair just as hot and get their numbers instead!
 
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