"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

WoUld U Fuk U ?

eatgel

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2008
Messages
176
Reaction score
3
Yes! the question is would you fuc-k you ? If the answer is no then probably no other person would. Do you like yourself, do you love yourself and enjoy and challenge yourself? do you GROW ? for most people the answer is no...

I just came back to my home country and its like coming to a different planet.
The people's attitude, the environment and basically everything! This has caused a great sudden shift in me... This is what basically happaned,
luckily I have a rich family here and they have a lot of connections and status so right now I am living life at its finest you could say :) When I use to live in a different country it was different too ofcourse, no family, no foundation and no road or guidance! Now here I realized one thing and the most important thing...

THE WAY YOU THINK IS THe MOST IMPORTANT THING iN the WORLD!!! Yes emblem that in your brain let that be your motto, here's what i noticed if your thoughts are the same.... well then your actions are going to be the same which equals... NO GROWTH! If your challenged and your reality changes and you think new things and experience new things well... that is the magic :) Simple as that, the results you are getting in your life is because of your habits, behavior and thought patterns.. really dig down on this one, do you think the same thoughts everyday... well you are going to get the same results then but if your thoughts change ( Which is really hard to do :p )
then you see something different, you notice that your liked and all the girls look at you, you notice that you are getting little and littler more successful you NOTICE THAT YOU ARE GROWING :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

eatgel

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2008
Messages
176
Reaction score
3
quick minor adjustment -- back to the would you **** yourself part!!! If you were a girl and exactly saw you from that girls body.... would you want to **** him or you? Whats attractive about him, his body, the way he carries himself, the charisma, does that guy ( You ) turn you on? That is the magic pill, put yourself in a girls body and look at you who ever you are if your not going to **** that guy well you got something to work on :) Sorry my english is bad but I hope you get it and enjoy this new thought
 

eatgel

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2008
Messages
176
Reaction score
3
thanks! you and I both know that the most important person in the world is ourselves... We have to treat ourselves to the most highest degree and that is the key i found out :) When you love yourself, enjoy yourself and want to fuk urself ( lol ) then your life magically changes ahaha! Also one thing I found out is that if you are not feeling uncomfortable then well.... you are not growing! LET YOURSELF FEEL UN-COMFORTABLE ! THAT IS YOU GROWING ! THAT IS THE FEELING OF GROWTH !!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

Maxtro

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 6, 2004
Messages
3,198
Reaction score
31
Location
Kalifornicatia
Of course not, what a disgusting thought. Maybe if I had a clone that got turned into a girl when it was exposed to cold water, then possibly. But two male Maxtro's doing it in the butt is just gross
 

Nygard

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 3, 2007
Messages
463
Reaction score
12
Location
Medellin - Colombia
Okay. Lets see. Lets think about this for a second. If I didnt love myself, It'd be because i think i'm nobody. also, I'd think i'm not worthy of anything and i'd think i'm not attractive even for myself. This thing comes actually from lack of success. Yeah, makes sense, how will you love yourself when you have nothing to admire in you. Okay now, If I dont love myself, nobody will, and therefore I wont get the success I need to get some self-esteem to actually have some success and the circle goes on.

My point is: It's a great advice to tell people to love themselves, but you need to tell them how to break out of the prison. You know, like the "break;" statement in a "while" and "for" loop.

(I'm sorry, too much programming work xD)
 

Desert Fox

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 16, 2008
Messages
786
Reaction score
22
this is a good tip. being self critical is the way to improve your life
 

Jon55

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 12, 2007
Messages
509
Reaction score
3
Maxtro said:
But two male Maxtro's doing it in the butt is just gross

Go on.......
 

Crazy Asian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 29, 2007
Messages
1,060
Reaction score
9
Age
34
this has got to be the gayest thread ever
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

eatgel

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2008
Messages
176
Reaction score
3
ahahaha lol! yall dont get the point do ya ? If you were a girl and saw you from that girls body... would you want to do him? If you cant get this then im sorry your missing out on an important prospective thats why yall cant get laid ^^
 
Top