"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Would somebody kill that damn Forex thread

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Helter Skelter

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Has anyone noticed that FOREX thread just won't die. Everytime I look, it's at the top of the Anything Else section.

I mean the guy that started it got banned. He admitted he made up half the shiit on this board, yet his thread lives on and on and on.

Is this thread pointless? Maybe...

Or maybe, because it has the word Forex in the title it will be at the top of Anything Else til Christmas.;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Helter Skelter said:
Has anyone noticed that FOREX thread just won't die. Everytime I look, it's at the top of the Anything Else section.

I mean the guy that started it got banned. He admitted he made up half the shiit on this board, yet his thread lives on and on and on.

Is this thread pointless? Maybe...

Or maybe, because it has the word Forex in the title it will be at the top of Anything Else til Christmas.;)
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Its not his thread anymore... its a thread for people who are interested in FOREX.
 
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If you hate it that much just start some political debate in there or something.
 
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BacardiGuy said:
If you hate it that much just start some political debate in there or something.
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The people who post in that thread are mature enough to hit the "Report" button and continue on with what we were doing.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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I like the idea of making it a political debate. Toss in religion for some added spice and BAMM!! We're good to do! :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Call_Me_Daddy

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Helter Skelter said:
I don't know.

It might be about some girl?
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It's funny how you hate Forex so much when you don't even know what it is.

HAHAHA! You are such a dumbass. :cheer:


Forex is the Foreign Exchange market. Its about trading currencies. You know how some currecncies fluctuate? (ie: Canadian vs American dollar goes up and down...) Well money can be made off that. Buy it when its low, sell it when its high.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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