Worst Way to Break off a Relationship

[punchitchewy]

I was at a house party last Saturday, smoking a joint on the deck with some buddies, when I heard an incredible story about how one of these guys broke off a relationsship with a girl last August.

The guy in the story, we'll call him Tyler, is a high school senior and met his gf, who's in first year uni, at a house party. They hit it off sexually pretty quick and they started banging regularly. As things turned out Tyler didn't find her that attractive but wanted her as a fb, but the girl was pressuring him to be her boyfriend. She became somewhat possessive and started calling him all the time and wanting to go on more dates and refusing to hang out with him just for sex. He had found another girl he was much more interested in and decided he didn't want the original girl any more.

So what would be a good way to break it off? Meet her and tell her straight up? Do it over the phone? Just refuse to contact her anymore? Tyler decided to go out with somewhat of a bang. The next time they have sex Tyler throws her on the bed and fvcks her like a rag doll until he's about to
cvm, then he pulls out, rips off the condom and blasts jlzz into her eyes and face. Without saying anything he puts his clothes on and walks out the door.
They apparently haven't made contact since.

What bad ways of breaking it off with a girl have you done or heard of?

 

[Alphamale1821]

lmao thats some funny ass ****

 

[KontrollerX]

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[Rata Blanca]

If this is true then it is one sad history.

 

[Phyzzle]

"I once felt very sorry for a girl, sorry enough to have sex with her. Of course, I was sorry for her because I was within half an hour of breaking up with her."

 

[NewRoutine]

Thats about as bad as it gets, unless you start making out with her BFF in front of her then tell her its over.

 

[DonJuan11]

The next time they have sex Tyler throws her on the bed and fvcks her like a rag doll until he's about to
cvm, then he pulls out, rips off the condom and blasts jlzz into her eyes and face. Without saying anything he puts his clothes on and walks out the door.

You got to be kidding me.

 

[LegendBoy]

My mate broke it off with his girlfriend because he got sick of her. He saw a sun mark on her tit claimed it was a hickey screamed at her and accused her of cheating. Then promptly broke up with her. She was shattered I still remmeber picking him up from the beach that day he was laughing and was like yes got rid of her. She was devastated because she actually thought he believed she cheated.

 

[Snow Plowman]

lmao



It's funny because when I interact with chicks I sometimes say sh!t like that. Telling them how all I'll do is bust in her face and walk out. 2-3 months after starting to get into this, that started to be my theme.

It's funny that someone ACTUALLY did that...I've always wanted to try it...lol

 

[ducaro]

Neh, I would never break up with a women like that for no reason. On the other hand, its a fantastic way to break up with a Ho thats been riding the village scooter

 

[MacAvoy]

hmmmm I just might have to try this soon. I thought about it with my ex but didn't have the stones. However I'm definately going to put it to use at some point.