"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Worst threads of 2005

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bonhomme

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Mr, Non-Juan's last thread was so funny I almost choked on my food. His are definitely among the BEST threads I've seen.
 

Microphone Fiend

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Soupar

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tactic said:
worst users of 2005:

black italian
jc jerkson
don ronny
matrix:reloaded

Fvck you

Matrix taught me all I needed to know in the begining. What ever happened to him anyways?
 

wavejams007

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jc jerkson wasn't the worst. I am not sure who. there are attributes of everyone here(including myself) that are bad, and in some aspects could qualify us to be bad posters.
 

MindOverMatter

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lol, out of all the people to put in your list, you put one of the 8 people on this site that's confirmed not to be a keyboard jockey. while he may use several user names, the guy has posted more photos of himself with girls he's laid, more field reports, and more advice for AFCs then any of the remaining members on this site. for a member that's been here since 2003, i have yet to see you do the same.
 
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