AgonyUncle
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For me, its Shallow Hal. Ok, I guess its more of a Romantic Comedy/Fantasy flick, but nothing sums up the game better then that.
Look at the story. You have some short, fat, socially inept loser chasing gorgeous women who obviously are not going to want to have much to do with him. But being the typical male pig (encouraged by his short, fat, bald, inept loser mate), he just cant see past the long legs and T&A. Hal wants quality pu$$y, and will chase it regardless. Now according to the movie, Hal is being denied the quality pu$$y because he is fixated on the way a woman looks, and not whats inside. If only he could come to his senses, then even the beautiful woman would want him.
So our short ugly fat friend, runs into Uncle Anthony, who helps him judge beauty by "personality." Amazingly, every fat girl or ugly girl now is a HB 9-10, but are so much more approachable. They are more willing to please, and Hal for once is seen as the knight in shining armour. Now Hal meets a real bombshell. Not only is she a real looker, but shes a great gal too. But unknown to the man who cant look past the T&A, she is actually a hippo, with severe self esteem issues. But Hal is just happy to get some quality T&A, so hes going to bang the hell out of this bird.
All of a sudden, hes found love. Not only has he found love, but his career is on track too! Not only that, but that hottie Susan something or other (Man that chick is fine, I get a cramp in my nuts when I look at her), has realized that Hal is no longer the shallow swine she thought he was. He is actually a nice guy, who likes woman for what is inside. He is still the same fvcuking loser, but hell, hes not shallow anymore. So now he is desirable, so even she wants to mount him. Hes a real catch because she hates the idea of men wanting her for her looks. His entire life has IMPROVED just because he is prepared to bone a hippo.
His male pig friend is not happy with this though. He thinks that Hal is sick, and just wants the normal Hal back. So Uncle Anthony reverses the spell, and Hal is back to seeing things through his normal eyes. Now seeing the hippo in front of him, he decides "FVCK THIS", and he bolts like any sane man would. He eventually comes to his senses, and comes to the conclusion that he loves her. He chases her down, confesses his undying, cant live without her love, and they live happily ever after.
That movie is nothing but feminist bull****.
Fat girls and ugly girls generally are not the sweet women that people like to think they are. They might have personality because they have to try harder, but they can often be nasty, bitter people too. Women are just as superficial as men when it comes to looks, but this is never portrayed. Its the men who are the real problem. Woman dont want to be chased, they just want love
Instead, the HB10 bombshell is also just after a nice guy. If he was not so superficial, despite the fact that he is a loser, she would give him the time of day. As if that bird would want to bang some dude who is a whaler more then a player.
The other hottie is portrayed as a hag, yet there she is dating a disabled dude. I doubt any chick dating a disabled fella is going to be half as nasty as they made her out to be.
And above all, if only men could look past a womans looks. Just because she eats ice cream by the shovel, it does not mean that she is any less beautiful then the lookers we all want to be banging. You see, MEN are the problem here. If only MEN could accept all of their outer faults, men and woman would be happier.
Its ****e like this that corrupts the minds of men and woman alike.
Look at the story. You have some short, fat, socially inept loser chasing gorgeous women who obviously are not going to want to have much to do with him. But being the typical male pig (encouraged by his short, fat, bald, inept loser mate), he just cant see past the long legs and T&A. Hal wants quality pu$$y, and will chase it regardless. Now according to the movie, Hal is being denied the quality pu$$y because he is fixated on the way a woman looks, and not whats inside. If only he could come to his senses, then even the beautiful woman would want him.
So our short ugly fat friend, runs into Uncle Anthony, who helps him judge beauty by "personality." Amazingly, every fat girl or ugly girl now is a HB 9-10, but are so much more approachable. They are more willing to please, and Hal for once is seen as the knight in shining armour. Now Hal meets a real bombshell. Not only is she a real looker, but shes a great gal too. But unknown to the man who cant look past the T&A, she is actually a hippo, with severe self esteem issues. But Hal is just happy to get some quality T&A, so hes going to bang the hell out of this bird.
All of a sudden, hes found love. Not only has he found love, but his career is on track too! Not only that, but that hottie Susan something or other (Man that chick is fine, I get a cramp in my nuts when I look at her), has realized that Hal is no longer the shallow swine she thought he was. He is actually a nice guy, who likes woman for what is inside. He is still the same fvcuking loser, but hell, hes not shallow anymore. So now he is desirable, so even she wants to mount him. Hes a real catch because she hates the idea of men wanting her for her looks. His entire life has IMPROVED just because he is prepared to bone a hippo.
His male pig friend is not happy with this though. He thinks that Hal is sick, and just wants the normal Hal back. So Uncle Anthony reverses the spell, and Hal is back to seeing things through his normal eyes. Now seeing the hippo in front of him, he decides "FVCK THIS", and he bolts like any sane man would. He eventually comes to his senses, and comes to the conclusion that he loves her. He chases her down, confesses his undying, cant live without her love, and they live happily ever after.
That movie is nothing but feminist bull****.
Fat girls and ugly girls generally are not the sweet women that people like to think they are. They might have personality because they have to try harder, but they can often be nasty, bitter people too. Women are just as superficial as men when it comes to looks, but this is never portrayed. Its the men who are the real problem. Woman dont want to be chased, they just want love
Instead, the HB10 bombshell is also just after a nice guy. If he was not so superficial, despite the fact that he is a loser, she would give him the time of day. As if that bird would want to bang some dude who is a whaler more then a player.
The other hottie is portrayed as a hag, yet there she is dating a disabled dude. I doubt any chick dating a disabled fella is going to be half as nasty as they made her out to be.
And above all, if only men could look past a womans looks. Just because she eats ice cream by the shovel, it does not mean that she is any less beautiful then the lookers we all want to be banging. You see, MEN are the problem here. If only MEN could accept all of their outer faults, men and woman would be happier.
Its ****e like this that corrupts the minds of men and woman alike.
