"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WORST PUA EVER... lol , vid inside

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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hahahaahahah holy sh1t that was hilarious. he fwckin pees in bottles? wtf hahaha i keep thinking theres no way hes for real...but he has so many fwckin vids on youtube
 

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I would have ran out of there and never cleaned it up. It's fight or flight baby. I would have left in a heartbeat and let her deal with it.....
 

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I think he over spoken. He should have left after 2 minutes. Well, at least he made them laugh at the beginning.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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seano99

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SandHawk said:
Well, as a result of his attempts at PUAing, this came out:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850

Yes, he went on a date with a girl, and then proceeded to **** all over her bathroom.

EDIT: Oh, I didn't see the 2nd link in there, it's the same post.
oh who'd be a PUA... HAHAHAHA


not sure how real that bathroom story is. i forwarded that link to a friend and she said her husband got it as an email FW: 2 years ago.. i admit i didnt read that entire thread so whether it was ever verified as real or fake who knows..
 

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Hahaha OMG if thats a true story then i feel soooo embarassed for that guy lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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