Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Oh god, after meeting many many many girls from the past 3 or4 years i have never come in contact with true "high maintenance"! I never understood the concept of this term until yesterday.
Well, I wake up yesterday afternoon and go to a friend's house to buy some more hash.
While I was waiting, some people called and they were coming over. It ended up being another friend but he brought over an HB5.6 and HB7.8 These girls were good looking but as it ended up they were sort of quiet. Well, after a little while I went and took a shower and came back but this time no guys were there. Just these 2 girls who I barely knew. And so I come in and immediately sit down in between them on the couch. We start having fluff talk and find out right away that these girls get bored easily. I find out they are all about drugs and sh*t. I'm not all about drugs, just weed. Anyhow I'm trying to get them to open up and they seem to think they're better than me for a while. I neg the hot girl by commenting on her shoes by saying how dangerous they seemed or something like what I read here. From there I opened them up a little bit. Just a little bit because I was starting to get bored of their unwillingness to talk. It felt aweful for a while. I basically made myself at home by plopping myself in between them without asking and now a lot of the things that usually work a little, aren't working. I was starting to feel awkward and this emanated onto them. After a few more minutes, the hot girl comments on her hair and I reach and run my fingers through her hair. At first she gave me a little look of surprise and then she didn't care. This is when the boys came back and I went to work. I was at work sort of kicking myself for not doing something which I didn't know what it was.
3rd meeting encounter with these girls was after work. They were still over there. These girls were looking for some ecstacy or something to get ****ed up on. I felt the need to get an easy lay if possible even if it meant for me to hook em up with some drugs. I called a few people and got one for them. and so I get them to drive me over to this place. They had a nice car.
We drive and I notice that they were starting to open up to me when it was just us 3. But then as if they were too scared to relax, they would get cold again. It was like trying to start a fire over and over again. we got the ecstacy pill(they paid). and they needed some juice from the store. They parked the car and I got out but they weren't getting out. They thought I was gonna go in by myself like an AFC and BUY their **** right?!! well wrong!
I told them to stop being losers and go in with me. They did! Just when I thought they were too cold to be alive, they do something I say on my command. They apparently weren't totally f*cking clueless. We walk in the store and I start giving them a story about the store and when i worked there. At the same time I was very nervous because again I've never dealt with girls who are considered high maintenance. It was awkward the whole time but I tried to keep my composure and talk. They talked a little but at the same time they opened up they would get cold again. This was getting to be like a rubber band being stretched and it bound to snap soon...We got to the juice aisle and they start worrying about the different kinds. I neg them again about their undecisiveness and what not and get them laughing. HOLY **** THEY LAUGH?!
On our way out we make chat with some ppl and we get in the car and again they go cold. and after about a minute I comment on their sense of direction and we start talking **** to each other playfully for a second. And then as they are starting to have a little bit of fun, they go cold again. We arrive back at the apartment and then they got cold again but this time they stayed cold longer. They took their pill and sat down with a big glass of orange juice and sat their in impatience. The girls are wondering what they can do because they bored. and so I suggested every thing possible as my friend did also and they didn't want to do anything we suggested. and we asked what they considered fun and they didn't ****ing know! They were totally f*cking boring! And then the hot girl started complaining and asked "why do you ask so many questions?" and I replied "what did you have for breakfast?"
Sounded really stupid but it cracked everyone up.
anyways I figure, why don't I talk to my friend some more and see if this will get them to talk to. And so me and my friend start having a conversation and a few minutes later they actually started talking. We started to finally vibe but then as they were feeling the vibe, they got cold again. I finally got pissed of being around with these girls for just about the whole day without getting no p*ssy. and so I got up after the hot girl b*tched again and said "you know what, it's boring because YOU'RE BORING and so I'm going to sleep. When you guys decide to get real, come back! good night." and so they apparently are very spoiled girls and this only knocked them off the pedestal they thought they were on. We all stood in an awkward silence for 20 minutes. Now it was 3 in the morning. We've been sitting for 4 hours not doing sh*t! Why are these girls still here. and so I kick them out. ON their way out, I told them to give me their numbers and they did. And as I was getting them to leave they told me I was very sweet and they started talking like they didn't want to leave. F*CK THAT! The whole day consisted of pondering on the thought that if these girls are not willing to do absolutely anything that is considered fun for normal human beings except for sex, would they just f*ck? And all today I've been cranky because I was sleepy from hanging out with girls I didn't f*ck. If this is the definition of high maintenance women, should a DJ even bother with them? Was I doing the right thing? Should I have made a move on them despite not knowing them for so long? Many questions, but all I know is I've never met chicks like this. Dumb, impatient, can't be satisfiyed, lots and lots of baggage from the get go. What should I do if I see them again? Should try to kiss on of them? I have a good feeling I'm going to come in contact with these h*ebags again..
any tips, rants, insults, and compliments are welcome!
Well, I wake up yesterday afternoon and go to a friend's house to buy some more hash.
While I was waiting, some people called and they were coming over. It ended up being another friend but he brought over an HB5.6 and HB7.8 These girls were good looking but as it ended up they were sort of quiet. Well, after a little while I went and took a shower and came back but this time no guys were there. Just these 2 girls who I barely knew. And so I come in and immediately sit down in between them on the couch. We start having fluff talk and find out right away that these girls get bored easily. I find out they are all about drugs and sh*t. I'm not all about drugs, just weed. Anyhow I'm trying to get them to open up and they seem to think they're better than me for a while. I neg the hot girl by commenting on her shoes by saying how dangerous they seemed or something like what I read here. From there I opened them up a little bit. Just a little bit because I was starting to get bored of their unwillingness to talk. It felt aweful for a while. I basically made myself at home by plopping myself in between them without asking and now a lot of the things that usually work a little, aren't working. I was starting to feel awkward and this emanated onto them. After a few more minutes, the hot girl comments on her hair and I reach and run my fingers through her hair. At first she gave me a little look of surprise and then she didn't care. This is when the boys came back and I went to work. I was at work sort of kicking myself for not doing something which I didn't know what it was.
3rd meeting encounter with these girls was after work. They were still over there. These girls were looking for some ecstacy or something to get ****ed up on. I felt the need to get an easy lay if possible even if it meant for me to hook em up with some drugs. I called a few people and got one for them. and so I get them to drive me over to this place. They had a nice car.
We drive and I notice that they were starting to open up to me when it was just us 3. But then as if they were too scared to relax, they would get cold again. It was like trying to start a fire over and over again. we got the ecstacy pill(they paid). and they needed some juice from the store. They parked the car and I got out but they weren't getting out. They thought I was gonna go in by myself like an AFC and BUY their **** right?!! well wrong!
I told them to stop being losers and go in with me. They did! Just when I thought they were too cold to be alive, they do something I say on my command. They apparently weren't totally f*cking clueless. We walk in the store and I start giving them a story about the store and when i worked there. At the same time I was very nervous because again I've never dealt with girls who are considered high maintenance. It was awkward the whole time but I tried to keep my composure and talk. They talked a little but at the same time they opened up they would get cold again. This was getting to be like a rubber band being stretched and it bound to snap soon...We got to the juice aisle and they start worrying about the different kinds. I neg them again about their undecisiveness and what not and get them laughing. HOLY **** THEY LAUGH?!
On our way out we make chat with some ppl and we get in the car and again they go cold. and after about a minute I comment on their sense of direction and we start talking **** to each other playfully for a second. And then as they are starting to have a little bit of fun, they go cold again. We arrive back at the apartment and then they got cold again but this time they stayed cold longer. They took their pill and sat down with a big glass of orange juice and sat their in impatience. The girls are wondering what they can do because they bored. and so I suggested every thing possible as my friend did also and they didn't want to do anything we suggested. and we asked what they considered fun and they didn't ****ing know! They were totally f*cking boring! And then the hot girl started complaining and asked "why do you ask so many questions?" and I replied "what did you have for breakfast?"
Sounded really stupid but it cracked everyone up.
anyways I figure, why don't I talk to my friend some more and see if this will get them to talk to. And so me and my friend start having a conversation and a few minutes later they actually started talking. We started to finally vibe but then as they were feeling the vibe, they got cold again. I finally got pissed of being around with these girls for just about the whole day without getting no p*ssy. and so I got up after the hot girl b*tched again and said "you know what, it's boring because YOU'RE BORING and so I'm going to sleep. When you guys decide to get real, come back! good night." and so they apparently are very spoiled girls and this only knocked them off the pedestal they thought they were on. We all stood in an awkward silence for 20 minutes. Now it was 3 in the morning. We've been sitting for 4 hours not doing sh*t! Why are these girls still here. and so I kick them out. ON their way out, I told them to give me their numbers and they did. And as I was getting them to leave they told me I was very sweet and they started talking like they didn't want to leave. F*CK THAT! The whole day consisted of pondering on the thought that if these girls are not willing to do absolutely anything that is considered fun for normal human beings except for sex, would they just f*ck? And all today I've been cranky because I was sleepy from hanging out with girls I didn't f*ck. If this is the definition of high maintenance women, should a DJ even bother with them? Was I doing the right thing? Should I have made a move on them despite not knowing them for so long? Many questions, but all I know is I've never met chicks like this. Dumb, impatient, can't be satisfiyed, lots and lots of baggage from the get go. What should I do if I see them again? Should try to kiss on of them? I have a good feeling I'm going to come in contact with these h*ebags again..
any tips, rants, insults, and compliments are welcome!
