"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Worst Band of All Time!

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I just searched "the worst band ever" on google and Creed came up and I found the topic interesting so I decided to make the thread for fun. Since I can't come up with the worst band of all time here's my list of sh*tty bands...

- Cannible Corpse / All the songs sounds the same stupid growling and no talent.
- Fergie / my ears started to bleed when I heard "London Bridge" it was horrible with the farting in the background.
- Paris Hilton & Ashlee Simpson / fake and no talent.
- 9 inch nails / can't sing.
- Korn / another stupid goth band who can't sing.
- Good Charlotte, My chemical Romance, New Green Day / Sounds the same.
- Creed / ew...
- New Rap / all sounds the same with same lyrics and song constuction old school rap like Dr. Dre, Snoop and Tupac was good.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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-Journey: Good if you're drunk
-Godsmack: King of all rip-off bands (they stole a name, logo, sound, riffs, and an album title/artwork from one of the greatest bands ever)

As far as Creed goes, 75% of them are good. Scott Stapp was/ is an ass, but the other three are solid musicians.
 

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pretty much any contemporary r&b
 

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Hate Breed
Primas
Tenacious D
anything emo - AFC Music "My girlfrriend broke up with me so I must slit my wrists"
ICP
Suicide
New Metallica (especially the one with the Orchestra)
Patti Smith
Macy Gray
Thursday
Simple Plan

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Silvertip said:
-Godsmack: King of all rip-off bands (they stole a name, logo, sound, riffs, and an album title/artwork from one of the greatest bands ever)
which band did they steal from?

comic_relief
 

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DJDamage said:
I really don't like this band and this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCK_EPay16Q

I swear I want to destroy or kill something when ever I hear this tune. They should play this song during interrogation and they will tell you where Osama is hiding or where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Dear god no, that's a classic. Okay so the lyrics aren't exactly sophisticated, but, when you're boozed up, it's more than a song. It's an adventure.

Chingy is a tosser. He's a representation of the decline of rap. Just about everything these days is generic, with G-unit going spazbot over their own name (not to mention DJ Skeet's constant need to use his name loop on mixtapes). It seems any joker who can flip a few switches and rhyme some pre-school lingo is a rapper these days.

Panic! at the Disco. Kill me. Emo culture! If I hear this crap again, i'm gonna shoot someone.
 

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DJDamage said:
I really don't like this band and this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCK_EPay16Q

I swear I want to destroy or kill something when ever I hear this tune. They should play this song during interrogation and they will tell you where Osama is hiding or where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

This song pretty nice, Got a problem with it, then TO BAD!
 

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To say "the worst band ever" is apparently jumping into personal opinion.

A lot of these bands listed, I actually listen to.


However, I will say this...if it sounds like you're banging a bunch of trashcans together and singing in latin, I won't like that sh*t.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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- Eminem, I can't stand listening to a single song anymore, not even the good ones.

- Same with Slipknot...

- Staind even sucks to my ears now...

- The Used..
 

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Overated bands.

-My chemical romance
-Panic At the Disco
-Fallout boy(I do like Dance' Dance tho)
-Korn
-***** cat dolls
-Black eyed peas

Talented Bands

-AFI
-Incubus
-Nickelback
-Stonesour
-Weezer
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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comic_relief said:
which band did they steal from?
Ever hear of Alice in Chains?

I forgot about Fallout Boy. The worst part is that they had no freking clue where their name came from. They just thought it sounded cool. :rolleyes:
 

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I think people should also put one or two of their favorite groups in with the posts, that way there is some sort of frame of reference to see why you're judging certain bands so badly.

Among my favorites - Johnny Cash, Social D, the Rev, ATB, Tiesto, Groove Coverage....

My all time most hated band, Tenacious D. Seriously it's just retarded. The guy wants to be a rock star as a kid, finds out he sucks, so becomes a comedian and proceeds to finance a fake rock star career. What a joke.
 

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My favorites range from the Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Rancid, Bouncing Souls, The Slackers, Regina Spekter, Weezer, Bruce Springsteen (the early stuff), Bright Eyes, Bjork, Coldplay...basically musical mostly rock that isn't hard.

So my vote for the worst band ever has to go to....Nickelback. Worst thing ever.
 

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two of you hate nickelback. I actually like nickelback, their songs are catchy and easy to listen to.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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