"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Worried I may have got some *** inside her while fingering her

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I was making out with a girl fully clothed on her bed. She started grinding on me and I came in my boxer shorts. Shortly after I go to the bathroom and take a piss and then go back to her room. She is still excited so I finger her to an orgasm.

Shortly after I realised that as I went to the bathroom and took my penis out of my boxer shorts to piss it was most likely covered in come as I had come in my pants and I used the same hand to finger her. Most likely I did wash my hands after taking a piss but even so I am kinda worried that I unwittingly got some come in her pvssy when I was fingering her and Im freaking out.

Am I just being paranoid or should I be worried?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I gotta chuckle at this thread. You could of fvcked up right there. But, you won't know until she thinks she is pregnat. Don't stress it unless it happens. Let this be a lesson...
 
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Yeah it would be a crazy way to get a girl pregnant. I dunno i had a pregnancy scare last year and ever since ive just been so paranoid.

Thinking back after i got back from the bathroom i chatted to the girl for five minutes then she reminded me about the massage id promised her (my excuse for coming over). I put some massage oil over my hands and gave her a fifteen minute massage and then as i could see she was getting turned on i fingered her. So maybe twenty minute delay between having to touch myself to piss and fingering her.

What ive read from a google search seems to indicate that once sperm dries it dies and even though id kept my hands moist with massage oil im guessing ive got nothing to worry about.
 
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did you post this same question on Yahoo Answers 4 days ago? All 27 responses said NO! So there. It's impossible unless you just soaked your hand in semen and then stuck as much in as possible as fast as possible. Jeez...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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same thing happened when I got head once. Very small chance and sperm die quickly outside of the body
 
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