Captain Vation
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" and the girl said, "No!" So the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and golfing a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. THE END
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
I don't think getting married stops most men from going fishing, hunting, and golfing a lot and drinking beer whenever they want.
RBB
Senior Don Juan
If you ever make a book outta this, I'll buy ten copies. :cheer:
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
I thought this was supposed to be funny.
RBB
Senior Don Juan
Funny, it is not. But it does ring true though. The nagging wife aspect.
... I especially like the part where he goes fishing.
... I especially like the part where he goes fishing.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.