"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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world record # of credit cards, by one man?

goundra

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bet you haven't a CLUE. google for it, "man=most credit cards" and the answer comes back 1497! If you have a $10,000 credit card, you can only get a cash advance of 2k, at most on that card. I know a way for you to get at least 7k of the remaining 8k, on EACH card, legally, and there's no way to stop you from 'cashing out" 100 or more cards in this way. :)

For 2k, you can 'build" 1/4 mill of credit in 2 years and if you can show a decent income, and be responsible with it, you can have 1/2 mill of credit in more year. If you know what to do with it, 1/4 mill of credit can RETIRE you (in the US, now) in 3-4 years. So, basically, in the same time and for FAR less money, that it would take you to complete college (and do NOTHING but pay off you student loans, for 3 years after you get your degree) you can be RETIRED. by that I mean CLEARING 60k a year without you having to lift a finger.

If you will settle for clearing 20k a year and living in the 3rd world (where 10k a year makes you 'well off", so you are saving 10k a year) you can be there, in comfort in 3-4 years. But you have to know what to do. You can use your college loans to do this, guys. But you'll need discipline, live in a garage, basement, or attic for $200 a month, etc.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OzyBoy

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Wow. I have 1 credit card. I think it is 1 credit card too much. As for defrauding the banks of up to half a million probably isn't a good idea. :flowers:
 

goundra

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it's not fraud if you make the minimum payment, and nothing says that you have to take it ALL, or at least, not all at once. It can fund a business or other investment, you know. :)
 

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Credit card debt is easily discharged in bankruptcy. They made it just a little harder recently, but if you're below-average in income and have no assets, you don't have to pay any of it back. When my girlfriend met me, she had $40k in credit card debt. I showed her how to make it all go away, and now she has none. She even kept her car. And it was all nice and legal.
 
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