"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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i bet you all gasped at the sight of this title.

but really, anyone play it? i remember months ago there was a thread about games... and people wanted to get together kinda and play WoW.

anyways, i'm pretty bored of it now that i finally reached max level. took me a year... so that can tell you SS.com zealots that i'm not a 24/7 typer of player.

i only play after work which is usually 11pm EST at night.

who wants to play?

and yes i'm serious.

we can pick up hot rogue and paladin girls ingame, and use them as our noble mount, if you want.

i'm just tired of playing with a bunch of COMPLETE nerds, and FOR ONCE would like to talk to people who don't JUST WoW when i'm playing (you know, when you bring up the topic of hot girls... these nerds start b!tching at you saying it's disrespectful... and there are people under 18 that play the game). closet nerds all the way!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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selfmademob said:
You know I actually have never played this game.
WoW is life trust me and my credible 950 posts.

and the south park episode was hilarious! it's somewhat true for most people.

but really. this isnt a trolling thread. is anyone interested?
 

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I play WoW off and on. Although I did waste two yeas of my life playing it nonstop a a while ago. I played for a month in December and before that I had taken a six month break. I probably won't pick it up again until the next expansion comes out and even then I just might not play.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I already play online poker on Pokerstars, I don't need another internet habit that involves money lol.
 

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I like how you are too cool to play with the other kids!! You must be about 14.
 

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I've been playing WoW very casually for 3+ years. If you wonder how much is 'very casually' my highest level character is 54, then 39, then a 35 ....

Yeah, for about 10 months I just paid Blizzard and never even logged on.

Honestly, I don't really like this game. I don't like any game much. :) so Blizzard fans can chill out - WoW is one that I hate less than most, although Portal is pretty cool.

But a lot of people from work and relatives play WoW so once in a while I log in and play with them. It's like golf but less gay and I don't have to drive 6 hours to see everyone in person.

To answer your question, not really interested.
 

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Alot of my friends play WoW and at one point even tried to get me into it. I didnt succumb...but I did submit to MapleStory which is basically a downgraded version of WoW =(....its free too.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I play WoW. Who the hell doesn't play WoW? That whole nerd stereotype is just that, a stereotype. I've met people IRL who I thought would in no capacity would be capable of playing a PC game, but yet they are WoW players. It's just too easy to play, lol. I wish they would expand a bit more on the social aspect of it, but oh well. Take what you can get.
 

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Actually I was checking out that game archlord today on youtube.

looooks siiiiiiiiiiiiick im downloading it right now
im gettin kinda tired of playing Battlefield 2
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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meitenesrigas said:
I like how you are too cool to play with the other kids!! You must be about 14.
how old are you?

because you must be a freakin idiot.

whenever you say something with innuendo in a global chat... these nerds report you for it. shut up if you have no idea what you're talking about.
 

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Michele said:
how old are you?
More mature than you. I just hate people who brag about being better than others. Fact of the matter is that any American guy could get "hot" girls if he used his passport. Means nothing these days. Maybe some of those "nerds" could teach you a thing or two.

If a guy gets off zapping dragons so be it. If he is happy and at peace with himself and those around him I salute him.
 

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meitenesrigas said:
More mature than you. I just hate people who brag about being better than others. Fact of the matter is that any American guy could get "hot" girls if he used his passport. Means nothing these days. Maybe some of those "nerds" could teach you a thing or two.

If a guy gets off zapping dragons so be it. If he is happy and at peace with himself and those around him I salute him.
what the hell are you rambling about? when did i say i was better than anyone else, or getting hot girls (besides that paladin/rogue thing... obviously a joke).

i was saying if anyone else wants to play, because i'm tired of playing/talking with nerds who know nothing else except how to play WoW, or talk about nothing but WoW.

take your ADD meds and don't come back until your vag stops bleeding.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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l-l0/\/\G @5 !f u Pl/\y tl-l@T g@/\/\3
 

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I agree w/ the dude who said the nerd stereotype is dead

kickback night for me: roll 5-10 deep to Hollywood and Highlands or wherever, mack in the clubs, get drunk, when the club closes buy bacon wrapped hot dogs from the street vendors, drunk walk Hollywood blvd hollaring at strangers, roll back to the valley, everybody plays rock band or madden or whatever til the tunnel vision goes away

and I play wow too, that game's like crack to me
 

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i play wow like 2hourseveryday(sometimes more when i dont have money to spend) and yeah its like a drug if u dont take care(personal experience, played 10 hours straight everyday for 3 moths when i got it)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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