"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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steelers

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Alright so i'm 15 grade 10...i'm at a new high school i just moved to new york from canada..i'm on the track team met some people..met some cute girls!!.
theres one girl in grade 11 she was injured and she recently came back to practise..
i saw i say wassup thats it..
i want to open this girl..i was thinking of asking her ''are you running spring track''..something like that..
alright anyone can help me that'll be great
thanks
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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angelz

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If shes on the track team, ask her what events she runs. And if you guys are both running the same things ( sprints , distance), then in practice you could give her some high fives.
 

Charm

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I think "Whassup" is less effective as an opener than Hi. It comes off as trying hard when I hear it used by others.

Ask them personal questions: "Do you think men or women are better runners? What about women makes them so competitive? How do you feel about letting men and women race against eachother in the olympics? Just make stuff up!"
 
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