"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Work Field Report *MyGod*

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fly By Night

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That's crazy but...
You should've waited til you got home to write this. They could easily track this thread down, trace it to you, and put your job in jeopardy.

But, that's awesome. (the banging her part)
 

JohnChops

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ha time to delete. Possibly. im on my phone 4g not my wifi. Only ATT can really trace that. Or ill repost it lol.

EDIT - good idea lol I like my job, ill repost once I get home.
 

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Man I can't read anymore of these stories. I want to not believe them beacuse they make me feel like such an AFC since this has never happened to me.
 

JohnChops

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Droz88 said:
Man I can't read anymore of these stories. I want to not believe them beacuse they make me feel like such an AFC since this has never happened to me.

I took it down, but thats how I felt before I started changing myself. Now its like.... my fantasy is my reality.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Are you really that paranoid? Who's going to trace you down? Did you commit a federal crime?
 
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