"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wonder twins power activate, in the form of... Orbiters

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Geniuskhan

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Lmfao ! I read that title and it cracked me the **** up! Good post!
 

TonyBaloney

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Best response so far fro the commenters goes to this guy - is he registered on SS?? ;)

"PumpNDump

When a guy becomes "CaptainSavAHO" he's become an imbecile. Women need to lose the lard and learn how to shut their piehole. Never help a woman. Never take their call. Treat them like dirt."
 

zekko

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Similar to plate spinning theory.
And also the "gaggle" reminds me very much of a harem that this girl "king" wants.
Except that maybe all the guys aren't getting sex.
There's modern women for you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DMSR76

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DJDamage said:
Its those kind of women who keep orbiters around by giving them false hope, deserve the kind of man who will play them and never commits to them.

Karma is a b1tch.
Don't worry, they definitely reap what they sow. That's exactly why they have to rely on orbiters.... They aren't impressive enough to secure the man they REALLY want.

.... And the cycle continues.
 
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