"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wonder twins power activate, in the form of... Orbiters

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lmfao ! I read that title and it cracked me the **** up! Good post!
 
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Best response so far fro the commenters goes to this guy - is he registered on SS?? ;)

"PumpNDump

When a guy becomes "CaptainSavAHO" he's become an imbecile. Women need to lose the lard and learn how to shut their piehole. Never help a woman. Never take their call. Treat them like dirt."
 
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Similar to plate spinning theory.
And also the "gaggle" reminds me very much of a harem that this girl "king" wants.
Except that maybe all the guys aren't getting sex.
There's modern women for you.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DJDamage said:
Its those kind of women who keep orbiters around by giving them false hope, deserve the kind of man who will play them and never commits to them.

Karma is a b1tch.
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Don't worry, they definitely reap what they sow. That's exactly why they have to rely on orbiters.... They aren't impressive enough to secure the man they REALLY want.

.... And the cycle continues.
 
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