Purefilth
Master Don Juan
A few years ago back when i did bar work, there was this girl, a hb6. she had had the hots for me for a while, but i wasnt interested. Mainly because i'm a picky fvcker, and I dont really do less than a 7.
Anyways I was out with a couple of buddies, having drinks at this vodka bar we used to frequent regularly (friends with the manager there). This girl appears in the bar, she starts hitting on me - hard. Me, having 5 plates spinning all (HB7+), being almost completely indifferent but not one to be rude, I graced her with some conversation, she ends up dragging me into the toilets of this bar, just makeout/ grabbing till we got interrupted:crackup: (at this point im drunk, so no real complaints there
).
So we go back at the bar she asks me how many other girls i'm seeing, just casually dropped that into the conversation. (this is where I GOT STUPID!!!!).
So being drunk, obviously relaxed by the whole casualness of the situation, i replied with the true number. She goes quiet, (may have said something but i cant remember exactly what).
she goes back to her friends, i turn back to mine, carry on chatting away. A few minutes later i catch a glimpse in the corner of my eyeof her swinging a punch at my head.
Amazingly, I caught it in mid-air. Said "heh try again later love" - dont ask why, I dont know.
A guy appears beside her (turns out to be her brother) and he asks her what the fvck is she doing. I turn away, and ignore her response, i didnt even listen tbh.
next thing, her brother hits me IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! :kick: needless to say, that didnt fly well with me, and i turned proceeded to batter the poor cvnt senseless:box: . I mean blood everywhere! (I know her was standing up for his sister, but that doesnt ever excuse attacking someone from behind).
So HB6, her brother and friends all get rushed out the door while theres 3 people holding me back, unneccessarily i might add, but heres the kicker...
Next morning, I get a text from the girl saying:
"do i still have a chance with you?"
WTF? i just beat up her brother in front of her the night before, and she still wants me? I ignored the text.
A few months later, in a different club, i bump into her again she still tries it on, drags her friend (who wasnt there that night) over to introduce me...
hbfriend: "oh you and your mates beat up her brother!"(acting very hostile)
me: "No, I beat up her brother, he hit me in the back of the head, what would you expect me to do?"
seems the brother tried to save face, saying there were multiple assailants - pvssy couldnt admit that he just took a beating!
But I digress... The hostile front on this girl melts, and suddenly she's showing High interest levels as well as HB6, so i have both these girls over me all night, even after the drama before!
No real point to this story, just thought I'd share it with you guys, feel free to analyse/ interpret the events as you see fit, comments welcome.
Anyways I was out with a couple of buddies, having drinks at this vodka bar we used to frequent regularly (friends with the manager there). This girl appears in the bar, she starts hitting on me - hard. Me, having 5 plates spinning all (HB7+), being almost completely indifferent but not one to be rude, I graced her with some conversation, she ends up dragging me into the toilets of this bar, just makeout/ grabbing till we got interrupted:crackup: (at this point im drunk, so no real complaints there
).So we go back at the bar she asks me how many other girls i'm seeing, just casually dropped that into the conversation. (this is where I GOT STUPID!!!!).
So being drunk, obviously relaxed by the whole casualness of the situation, i replied with the true number. She goes quiet, (may have said something but i cant remember exactly what).
she goes back to her friends, i turn back to mine, carry on chatting away. A few minutes later i catch a glimpse in the corner of my eyeof her swinging a punch at my head.
Amazingly, I caught it in mid-air. Said "heh try again later love" - dont ask why, I dont know.
A guy appears beside her (turns out to be her brother) and he asks her what the fvck is she doing. I turn away, and ignore her response, i didnt even listen tbh.
next thing, her brother hits me IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! :kick: needless to say, that didnt fly well with me, and i turned proceeded to batter the poor cvnt senseless:box: . I mean blood everywhere! (I know her was standing up for his sister, but that doesnt ever excuse attacking someone from behind).
So HB6, her brother and friends all get rushed out the door while theres 3 people holding me back, unneccessarily i might add, but heres the kicker...
Next morning, I get a text from the girl saying:
"do i still have a chance with you?"
WTF? i just beat up her brother in front of her the night before, and she still wants me? I ignored the text.
A few months later, in a different club, i bump into her again she still tries it on, drags her friend (who wasnt there that night) over to introduce me...
hbfriend: "oh you and your mates beat up her brother!"(acting very hostile)
me: "No, I beat up her brother, he hit me in the back of the head, what would you expect me to do?"
seems the brother tried to save face, saying there were multiple assailants - pvssy couldnt admit that he just took a beating!
But I digress... The hostile front on this girl melts, and suddenly she's showing High interest levels as well as HB6, so i have both these girls over me all night, even after the drama before!
No real point to this story, just thought I'd share it with you guys, feel free to analyse/ interpret the events as you see fit, comments welcome.
