"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DRUNK POST EARLIER, NO CAN DO GUYS!
Well, Talking with a girl, everything is cool, attraction, mystery etc. etc. but I have that gut feeling I am her orbiter only. There were some trash talk like: "lets go together at X" "buy me stmh" "you are mine", and some fance talk about kids/sex/living. And I have a question for you guys.
Translate please: 1)"I don't like kids" - I said :" Nothing against them, get used to them" - she : "What, You are planning a child?"
: 2)"I want to move from city, but I dont have nobody to live with me"
I owe you one guys if You can help. Curious, If I am only orbiter, or there is LTR potential. Don't want to waste time on her, if it's only gathering attention from me.
SORRY FOR THAT DRUNK POST, PARTY HIT ME HARD WHEN I WAS BACK AT HOME :3
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bruh.... wtf? Lol, you gotta construct a better post then this. I don't know wtf your talking about exactly. No ones gonna help you if it's written like this.
 
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