Women you should not date

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I got this from another website regarding bad girls, in between girls, good girls types, but, I've decided to share it with you and this website just in case the other site goes out offline someday:

BAD GIRLS

She's looking for Mr Rite.
She's looking for some guy so special that you will never live up to her delusion. So she will shoot you down. Indeed, she might even be insulted that you dared to ask her out...I mean, she is looking for Mr Rite, right, and how dare you try to destroy her delusion, uh, reputation!? Even worse, you may live up to her delusion. Then she will never leave you alone. Prepare to be stalked! The point is, she is not ready to relate to a man as a human being, but rather an an object to satisfy her fantasies. Often, she will latch on to the biggest loser she can find and attempt to "change" him. We all know how this ends up--disastersville! Stay out of blast radius.

She's looking for Mr Rite and over 30.
Now she is over the hill, unmarried, and guess what she will tell you, my man? It's all your fault!.

The tease.
She's the one who will wear a lowcut dress, who will rub herself up against you when you are dancing, who will talk dirty about sex, who screaches Woo Hoo! in bars and clubs on Satureday nights (you've heard that shriek, haven't you?). Of course, if you are stupid enough to respond to her sexually, she will indignantly inform you that she is "...not that sort of a girl! Humph!!" How to deal with her?: no strike and she is out.

The gold digger.
She'll tell you up front that she wants to marry a millionaire, or to be supported in the manner to which she is accustomed, or some such variation on these themes. Well, I suppose if you are making that 6 or 7 figure salary, she may be the girl for you. Until another guy comes along who makes 8 figures.

The professional virgin.
By this I mean she makes a production out of the fact that she is "saving" herself until she is married, i.e., she is using sex as a means to cash in her chips, so to speak. Now, as I have stated elsewhere, there is nothing wrong with not having had sex, but it is another matter entirely to deal with someone who sees sex as a commodity to be traded in for a wedding ring. Drop her.

The man-hater.
She tells you that "all heterosexual sex is rape." Or that she loves to see movies where men are killed. Or she announces she is "oppressed" by patriarchy because she is a university professor of womyn's studies. Don't even bother with her.

The princess.
She combines any and all of the above. 'Nuff said.

The goddess.
Like the princess, but even more delusional. Don't even bother.

 

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In between girls (Or girls you would have a good chance banging but wouldn't be a good LTR)

Single woman with children.
OK, this one may not be so bad. She may want to get it on with you no strings attached. Or she even may be up front about what it is she wants from you, i.e., an exchange of her body for you taking care of some other guy's kids. So be wary.

Recent divorcess.
Often after breaking up with hubby, these women want freedom, to do all those things they've read about in Cosmo or seen on Sex in the City. Recent divorcees can be a lot of fun for a few months following their breakup with their ex-. But...but...within a year they may start thinking (or feeling), "Gee, I'm over-30, single, and carrying on with no shame while all my friends are married with kids and happily paying a mortgage in suburbia." So they may start acting like the Bad Girls, above. Or maybe not.

She's out to have a good time.
She's the one in the yuppie bar on Saturday night who will dance with you, and hang out with you for an hour, and even give you her phone number. But when you call her up the next day (as women say they want you to do), she suddenly remembers she has a "boyfriend." You see, her agenda is different from yours. You, my man, want to go out to meet a woman as a potential girlfriend/sex partner. But she can not allow herself to be "picked up" in a bar. Why, that would mean Mr Rite would think she is a ***** and a tramp and a slut! Can't have that. OK, so why then don't I categorize her as a Bad Girl? Because the real problem is not her. It's you. Trying to pick up girls just will not work for 90% of men (if you are one of the 10% who can pick up girls in clubs, good for you! what are you doing reading this site? why aren't you out there doing it?). So this kind of gal is a dead end from the get-go. My recommendation? Do not try to pick up girls!

The straying lamb.
Sometimes women who come from a puritanical background will want to check out what those "sinners" do. You can identify them because they come on strong sexually, but the next day check into an alternative reality where they deny having been responsible for their actions the night before. Now, a little finesse with straying women might pay off in a good sexual relationship. After all, these women are in effect breaking with their church and peers. And you can help them along by telling them that sex is good and that it is all right to do these "things." The problem is that after one or two sexual encounters, often she will go running back to her church and peers in tears and inform them of the terrible things done by those "sinners" (i.e., you). So you have to figure out if she is worth your effort.

It's her duty.
She'll sleep with you, alright, often the first time out. But she just lies there in bed like a warmed over corpse. She can't be bothered to do anything in your direction, or she may have her orgasm, role over, and fall asleep (imagine such a thing!). You may try to communicate with her that her behavior is not exactly a turn-on since you gave up necrophilia for Lent. And her response, assuming she can bestir herself to speak? "I'm not that sort of a girl" or "I'm not into that sort of thing [i.e., actually moving in bed]" or "I am already submitting to your lusts" or "I enjoy counting ceiling tiles" or "If you do not like it, find sombody else." In the short term, I suppose these cold fish have their uses, in the long term they can be very, very frustrating. Whatever you do, do NOT marry one of them! Can you imagine putting up with her in bed for the rest of your life, or until the divorce? Shiver!

 

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Women you should date

Good girls These are the girls you can bring home to your momma or can count on at least when it comes to relationships.

The functional female.
She's the one who initiates a conversation with you at a party, asks you for your phone number, calls you up, asks you out, bothers to show up for the date (instead of canceling out or standing you up), and actually shares expenses. She even believes in birth control! Fantastic. Go out with her!

The rebel girl.
She's the one going to raves by herself; who dyes her hair purple not to make a fashion statement but because she likes it that way; who hangs out on clothing optional beaches; who travels to third world countries without a tour group holding her hand. My experience is that the (real) rebel girls have rejected their peers and fears: i.e., they could care less what other women think of them, and at the same time, do not play the role of helpless female victim. Instead, they take on the world on their own terms. Often you can find such females in punk and goth clubs, hot tub parties and international hostels. You need to be a rebel too, if you want them to go out with you. Beware the poseurs, though.

Quietly likes sex.
.She does not talk about sex much. Instead, she will invite you up to her place, have birth control materials ready, along with candles and erotica, and even take the initiative when it comes to getting undressed. Dude, this is the promised land! Often these women do not broadcast their intentions openly -- for example, they may not dress up very much, and they certainly do not scream Woo Hoo in bars and clubs on Satureday nights. So who cares?

The groupie.
OK, OK, you may think it odd that I include groupies under the Good Girls. But think it out: women respond to male power, just as men respond to female nubility. So if you have earned status in your peer group, you will have females doing what comes natural, i.e., clustering around an alpha male, i.e., you, my man. Enjoy, but keep those condoms handy.

 

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look man, it's like this.

The way I see it you basically have three distinct types of women.

You have sluts, you have golddiggers and you have LTR women.

Just because a woamn is a SLUT doesn't mean not talk to her.. you just have to talk to appeal to her interest and understand what it is you are getting and know what to expect.

perfect example. You go in for a kiss, and she backs away.

A slut does this becasue she wants you to presue her... I deal with alot of women like this, the chase is everything to them.

Hell I don't know why a golddigger would do this, a couple of reasons, maybe she doesn't want to think of herself as ****ing you for your status or maybe you havn'et upped the ante enough.

A LTR women does it because she isn't ready to take it that fast.

Knowing what type of women you are dealing with is half more than half the battle. If you back off ,and she is a slut, you should have tried harder. She will turn cold, and you will wonder what happened, come here and post, and everyone will tell you you didn't spark enough interest durning the date, or maybe she is a flake, or blah blah blah, when in reality, you just didn't know what you were dealign with.

Perfect example. My ex of a year... She was a flirt, but she was truely LTR. Because I knew what I was dealing with, I didn't even let sex cross my mind on the first two dates. She later told me I was the first guy that didn't try very hard to get in her pants, and she respected me because I liked her for more than her body (and god damn she had a body). But when the time came, trust me when I say, she had no problem with making me a satisfied customer, as many times as I needed (or she needed) to be satisfied.

On the other hand, you have this chick that had an affair with me.. she was married.

Guys, if you date married women or **** them, that's up to you.. but a word of advice, if a woman is married and she is over your house "talking".. alone.. she wants to ****. It's that simple. There is no way around it.

This is the short on how we hooked up. She was a bartender, was flirting with me but married women flirt all the time.. no biggie. She mentions she wants to "kick it" after work, I tell her i live right down the street, and I have a mini bar. She asks can she come over. She comes, alone, was supposed to come with a friend. After like 5 mintues, I am giving her a massage, then I am kissin g her neck, and she pushes me away and tells me how she doesn't want to do it and how she can't because she is married and leaves.

I am like, damn, okay, no biggie. So I get a call the next day and she asks me to come to her job. I stop by for a sec, she follows me home without even asking, and as soon as she walks though the door I pin her against the wall and it was over.

She didn't not kiss me back the first time because she didn't like me. ****ing hot ass women is like selling cars.. you assume the sale. You assume that she wants you. And she did want me, but she had never cheated on her man, but I guess she decided over the next day she couldn't take it anymore and we ****ed every night for like 3 weeks straight.. even to this day every once in a while, but she isn't married anymore.

lol, another example. My old oneitis, it took me years and years to see why I couldn't get "to her".. I mean, I am good looking, she even admits she finds me attractive. We get along great when we talk... But, she is a gold digger. However she isn't your average gold digger.. she is what i called, GH^2, meaning, her mom is a gold digger. They don't come from real money, but they are well off. She's preppy, and you would never think from talking to her breifly she would like you for your money, but that's the point. it took me years to figure it out.

All of her pasts BF's either come from money, or had things that attract attention. Her last BF of three years his dad is a millionare.. When we were in HS, her F Buddy was a guy with a 01' Mustang GT Convertable.

and to me, that's not even a bad thing. Hell, if I were a cute girl, why the **** not shack up with a rich guy? I mean, every woman wants her man to provide. plus, even though she is a gold digger, she isn't really lazy.

However, the thing is, I now see. and it's a catch 22. There is ONE person in this entire world that knows how much money I am worth and that's because I sold my share of my company back to him... and he doesn't even know becuase i have made more money since then. But I dont' talk about how much money I make/have, that's nobody's business but mine.. I'm not living on the street that's really all you need to know.

I am well off, but i'm not the flashiest person in the world. I have nice things, but I actually probably live below my means somewhat to what I could actaully afford. Hell right now I am in an extended stay hotel, becuase ****, I'm just not in a hurry to move.. why? So I can buy a house to impress women? I don't need to impress anyone. I have a nice car, but she has never seen it (i have three, but the car I am reffering to) , and I am not going out of my way to show it to her.

I'm not going to call her up and say "hey *****, look at me now, I'm rich *****!!"

(funny enough, i saw a guy today that looked and talked just like the old black guy dave chapelle played in his skits, tyrone washington)


Learn how to tell the difference. I can talk to a girl and in 3 mintues, can give you a pretty damn good estimate.. execpt gold diggers, they are a little tricker. Some girls I don't even have to talk to.

if you are a slut I am going to press you to **** tonight. press you hard. Very hard. Because that's what you want to do, even if you won't admit it.

If you are a LTR type, I won't mess with you if if I have another LTR in my life, which I don't now.

If you are a gold digger, I don't taking you out from time to time, doing x for you in return for what I want, a quid pro quo so to speak, but I know before hand what I am getting in to and what to expect, and I won't come out broke because of it

 

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look man, it's like this.

Perfect example. My ex of a year... She was a flirt, but she was truely LTR. Because I knew what I was dealing with, I didn't even let sex cross my mind on the first two dates. She later told me I was the first guy that didn't try very hard to get in her pants, and she respected me because I liked her for more than her body (and god damn she had a body). But when the time came, trust me when I say, she had no problem with making me a satisfied customer, as many times as I needed (or she needed) to be satisfied.

On the other hand, you have this chick that had an affair with me.. she was married.

Guys, if you date married women or **** them, that's up to you.. but a word of advice, if a woman is married and she is over your house "talking".. alone.. she wants to ****. It's that simple. There is no way around it.

This is the short on how we hooked up. She was a bartender, was flirting with me but married women flirt all the time.. no biggie. She mentions she wants to "kick it" after work, I tell her i live right down the street, and I have a mini bar. She asks can she come over. She comes, alone, was supposed to come with a friend. After like 5 mintues, I am giving her a massage, then I am kissin g her neck, and she pushes me away and tells me how she doesn't want to do it and how she can't because she is married and leaves.

I am like, damn, okay, no biggie. So I get a call the next day and she asks me to come to her job. I stop by for a sec, she follows me home without even asking, and as soon as she walks though the door I pin her against the wall and it was over.

She didn't not kiss me back the first time because she didn't like me. ****ing hot ass women is like selling cars.. you assume the sale. You assume that she wants you. And she did want me, but she had never cheated on her man, but I guess she decided over the next day she couldn't take it anymore and we ****ed every night for like 3 weeks straight.. even to this day every once in a while, but she isn't married anymore.

lol, another example. My old oneitis, it took me years and years to see why I couldn't get "to her".. I mean, I am good looking, she even admits she finds me attractive. We get along great when we talk... But, she is a gold digger. However she isn't your average gold digger.. she is what i called, GH^2, meaning, her mom is a gold digger. They don't come from real money, but they are well off. She's preppy, and you would never think from talking to her breifly she would like you for your money, but that's the point. it took me years to figure it out.

All of her pasts BF's either come from money, or had things that attract attention. Her last BF of three years his dad is a millionare.. When we were in HS, her F Buddy was a guy with a 01' Mustang GT Convertable.

and to me, that's not even a bad thing. Hell, if I were a cute girl, why the **** not shack up with a rich guy? I mean, every woman wants her man to provide. plus, even though she is a gold digger, she isn't really lazy.

However, the thing is, I now see. and it's a catch 22. There is ONE person in this entire world that knows how much money I am worth and that's because I sold my share of my company back to him... and he doesn't even know becuase i have made more money since then. But I dont' talk about how much money I make/have, that's nobody's business but mine.. I'm not living on the street that's really all you need to know.

I am well off, but i'm not the flashiest person in the world. I have nice things, but I actually probably live below my means somewhat to what I could actaully afford. Hell right now I am in an extended stay hotel, becuase ****, I'm just not in a hurry to move.. why? So I can buy a house to impress women? I don't need to impress anyone. I have a nice car, but she has never seen it (i have three, but the car I am reffering to) , and I am not going out of my way to show it to her.

I'm not going to call her up and say "hey *****, look at me now, I'm rich *****!!"

(funny enough, i saw a guy today that looked and talked just like the old black guy dave chapelle played in his skits, tyrone washington)

Seems like you're dating the wrong broads from what I'm reading. You sure you know exactly what you're doing with women/life?