“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

Women with no sense of humour

renegadejbj

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 16, 2003
Messages
13
Reaction score
0
Age
43
Location
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Hey there,
How is everyone? I have a little problem, and would appreciate any help.

Here's what happened. A couple of days ago, I met this woman where I'm taking my trainning. I was being ****y and funny so I thought I'd try a neg hit. (She is around 6 feet tall and I'm only 5'9").

We were sitting down, and when she stood up, I said :
"gee, where did that lamppost come from?'

She wasn't amused. My instructor got a compliant about me the next morning.

So, the next day when I saw her, I appolagized, saying not to take it personally, I was just joking around, trying to break the ice. Again I tried to be funny by trying to explain to her that my jokes are usually missing the punchline.

I know I am in trouble with my instructor, just hope it's not too serious.

So here's a little question. What would you do in my situation? I'm not going to pursue her, or anything like that, what I mean is, what would you do if you were me, and you bump ito her again (which is very likely).

I will probably try to be funny, but, like I said.....my jokes are usually missing something, lol.

See ya soon
Renegadejbj
 

Starwind

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 29, 2002
Messages
105
Reaction score
0
As you say, she doesn't have a sense of humor; that, or she took that joke a little personally. Tall girls have a problem finding ideal guys because, traditionally, girls belong with guys taller than they are. I know, I have several very tall cousins and they have trouble finding guys because of this reason. Therefore, I think your joke might have been out of line, especially if you delivered it wrong.

If not that, though, she might not have a very good sense of humor. In either case, next time you see her, just be courteous and polite and make casual conversation (you said you won't pursue her, right?). Just be cool, and lay off the jokes.
 

Bonhomme

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 2, 2002
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
16
Location
Land of the Ruins
The lamp post is up her ASS

Just do nothing. be "all business."
 

OddTech

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 6, 2002
Messages
464
Reaction score
0
Location
Boston, MA
Originally posted by renegadejbj


Again I tried to be funny by trying to explain to her that my jokes are usually missing the punchline.

I know I am in trouble with my instructor, just hope it's not too serious.

See ya soon
Renegadejbj
You already got yourself in trouble and you tried to be funny again? Why? Just be serious, apologize and leave. I wouldn't neg hit any girl at work, it causes trouble.
 

Gangster Of Love

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 27, 2002
Messages
2,574
Reaction score
66
Age
52
Location
Los Angeles
We were sitting down, and when she stood up, I said :
"gee, where did that lamppost come from?'

Dude, that's not ****y/funny, that's ****y/dumbass. Off course she wasn't ammused by your wit, even you know that you're jokes usually miss something. Funny story though. :)
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Joined
Jun 19, 2003
Messages
327
Reaction score
0
Age
46
Location
NYC
Re: The lamp post is up her ASS

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Just do nothing. be "all business."
LOL!

and I couldn´t agree more
 
Top