Le Parisien
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Hey man, just out of curiosity, are you black? Please don't take it the wrong way, just want to know if my perception applies in your case.Ice Cold said:
If yes, what are you doing in Moscow?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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If yes, what are you doing in Moscow?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
A lot of the differenc is in perspective.
A thick girl looks better close-up, a skinny girl looks better at a distance.
That's why you'll notice they always shoot thick girls close-up on beds all bent-up. Cuz from a distance standing erect they tend to look short & stubby.
Meanwhile, runway models look good up on a runway but can look gangly up-close.
A thick girl looks better close-up, a skinny girl looks better at a distance.
That's why you'll notice they always shoot thick girls close-up on beds all bent-up. Cuz from a distance standing erect they tend to look short & stubby.
Meanwhile, runway models look good up on a runway but can look gangly up-close.
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rakishness
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CULO GRANDE!!!!!!KennyVendetta said:
Thats Just UNREAL.
rakishness
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Fellas...We call this PERFECTION......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo65Xl0JqPw&mode=related&search=
If a girl like this walks by me and my friend we say "FATTY GIRL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjRKUWbUdvk&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo65Xl0JqPw&mode=related&search=
If a girl like this walks by me and my friend we say "FATTY GIRL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjRKUWbUdvk&mode=related&search=
BlackJackal
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Indeed she is.KennyVendetta said:
Thats what I'm talkin about."She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
There are more close ups of her ass in this music video, maybe it will change your mind.Cash said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSDybbEi-Lo&NR
BlackJackal
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She's attractive. I'd do her. But I've seen better. And her azz just cant compete.DJDamage said:
Drum&Bass
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If your a lean 200 lb weight lifter that can squat heavy weight you've probably got a nicer a$$ than MOST women, i prefer women with legs and a$$ equivalent to mine or better.
I think this girl is pretty hot
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
She's your typical/steretypical artificially augmented porn star, not exactly my cup of tea.ChrizZ said:
Even among the porn actresses, I've seen much better...
Le Parisien
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That clip was hot, just hot hot hot!!!DJDamage said:
Both the blonde and the brunette were smoking! I know the lighting the make-up, the shooting angle and the editing have a lot to do with it, but I don't care, they were just hot.
When the guy tapped on the brunette's ass, DAMN! I hoped it was me
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Not the girl, the guy of course you little perverts...
It's funny how nowadays, shooting a music video like this has become the only sure way to guarantee the success for a pop/eletro/house club hit, albeit a very short-lived one (a couple of months).
Francisco d'Anconia
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She didn't do anything for me. She looked boring, her face just didn't have anything going on; just a blank "deer in headlights" stare... (duhhhh....)ChrizZ said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Gangster Of Love
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Wrong. Latinos love the ass, but also love the big natural breasts. Most latinos rather have those thick legs and bigger ass women than the skinny 100 pound white girls. A thick, large booty girl with nice hips who is white, is also extremely hot.Le Parisien said:Like I said, the "booty" is basically a "black thing".
Just through the input of different users on this thread, you can already draw this conclusion.
With images and videos as illustration, it's clear that most black guys here disagree with my preferences (absolutely nothing wrong with that though
That's why people have the impression that black guys like fat chicks.
Just an observation.:yes:
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really? You mean they ACTUALLY WEIGH over 100 pounds? Wow, that's a bit higher than I expected. But yeah, even though I black if I see a thick ass white girl, I'm gonna hit that too! unless her face is ugly. That goes for whatever she is, even if she has the nicest ass, I couldn't hit if she had an ugly face... unless it was pitch black, and she agreed to tell NOONE...Gangster Of Love said:
rakishness
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Pancake butts are NOT feminine.ryannath said:
BlackJackal
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Agreed.rakishness said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.